Have ten farm cats. A well fed cat kills mice for sport, survives our harsh winters better, and is more tame so doctoring isn't a nightmare. The only issue is the well fed cat does have a tendency to leave dead bodies everywhere. Though our senior cat, sixteen years young, likes to line up the corpses outside the milking parlour.
Our cat had unlimited access to kibble 24x7 and she caught mice and birds all the time. Most of the kills were prominently displayed on the kitchen door welcome mat. Cats are ferocious predators.
If they are so ferocious why didn't those two cats kill that stinking rodent? Because that would have been work, thats why. A lot of stinking cats just want to live a life of luxury; that is, eat, sleep, shit and piss, and eat, sleep.........Basically, they are lazy effing animals and only kill when it is easy and useless.
#1. I have been apparently doing roundabouts wrong all my life. #3. I showed this to my wife so she can learn to throw a cast net like that (yeah right)
#5 - My German Shepherd does exactly that. He won't let me do anything with the water hose without getting in front of the spray. He loves it! I once bought him one of those cyclic lawn sprinklers so he could chase it to his hearts content. He was hilarious to watch, but I had to put it away. He would chase it and inhale the spray until he made himself sick. Anytime I wash the car or water the garden, I have to keep him in the house or he'll get in the way and trample the garden.
#1: Dukes of Hazzard flashback. You'd see a car make a jump, get absolutely smashed on landing, and then they'd cut to a new car driving away.
#2: A cat basically adopted us when I was young. When he first met us he'd bring us all kinds of disgusting dead things as presents and leave them at the back door. The biggest was a rabbit that actually weighed more than he did, that he somehow managed to drag to the house and over the 6 foot fence. He would have (and probably did) torn a rat to pieces just for fun. He lived the last 17 years of his life in indoor comfort, terrorizing nobody but the dog.
8: I don't think I'll ever watch a bull riding video and not hope to see someone get gored horribly.
Cats won't chase or kill rats if you feed them. The pussys have to be a little hungry.
ReplyDeleteHave ten farm cats. A well fed cat kills mice for sport, survives our harsh winters better, and is more tame so doctoring isn't a nightmare. The only issue is the well fed cat does have a tendency to leave dead bodies everywhere. Though our senior cat, sixteen years young, likes to line up the corpses outside the milking parlour.
DeleteExample of the masses thinking the government tends to them and they allow more infringement on their rights everyday.
DeleteOur cat had unlimited access to kibble 24x7 and she caught mice and birds all the time. Most of the kills were prominently displayed on the kitchen door welcome mat. Cats are ferocious predators.
DeleteIf they are so ferocious why didn't those two cats kill that stinking rodent? Because that would have been work, thats why. A lot of stinking cats just want to live a life of luxury; that is, eat, sleep, shit and piss, and eat, sleep.........Basically, they are lazy effing animals and only kill when it is easy and useless.
DeleteMy cat killed a baby copperhead in my garage. Extra kibble for you.
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Damn Gregory, the thing is cats know they are superior and expect to be treated as if they were in Congress.
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#5 Friend had a dog that, if you picked up a hose, just about went nuts trying to get in front of it.
ReplyDeleteThat fellow on number 8 was on that bull an hour and 10 minutes, dang what a ride
ReplyDeleteAnd he did it without using a rope, holding on with only his legs and balance. Amazing.
DeleteDid that ride count?
DeleteDid the other bull riders look at it and go home?
Did he have some "stickum" on his pants? They looked a bit off to me.
Delete#7 looks like Elsa Lanchester in "Bride Of Frankenstein".
ReplyDelete#1. I have been apparently doing roundabouts wrong all my life. #3. I showed this to my wife so she can learn to throw a cast net like that (yeah right)
ReplyDelete#5 - My German Shepherd does exactly that. He won't let me do anything with the water hose without getting in front of the spray. He loves it! I once bought him one of those cyclic lawn sprinklers so he could chase it to his hearts content. He was hilarious to watch, but I had to put it away. He would chase it and inhale the spray until he made himself sick. Anytime I wash the car or water the garden, I have to keep him in the house or he'll get in the way and trample the garden.
ReplyDelete#1: Dukes of Hazzard flashback. You'd see a car make a jump, get absolutely smashed on landing, and then they'd cut to a new car driving away.
ReplyDelete#2: A cat basically adopted us when I was young. When he first met us he'd bring us all kinds of disgusting dead things as presents and leave them at the back door. The biggest was a rabbit that actually weighed more than he did, that he somehow managed to drag to the house and over the 6 foot fence. He would have (and probably did) torn a rat to pieces just for fun. He lived the last 17 years of his life in indoor comfort, terrorizing nobody but the dog.
8: I don't think I'll ever watch a bull riding video and not hope to see someone get gored horribly.
#1 I dare say, a new kid in town.
ReplyDelete#3 - I've only ever seen that done in water. What's he netting - Moles?
ReplyDeleteI thought it was practice
DeleteThat's how I learned to throw a castnet.
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