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Thursday, August 04, 2022

What? No crispy bodies under the trucks?

SACRAMENTO – The Sacramento Fire Department is investigating whether arson caused a fiery explosion at a U-Haul location early Sunday morning. 

Store employees believe someone tried to steal the fuel in their trucks.

3 comments:

  1. Instant vaporization maybe?

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  2. Maybe Newsome is trying to get people to stop bailing on California...

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  3. Hah, Anonymous beat me to it. I have new neighbors from CA at my home in FL. They're... nice. I'm not convinced they've left their weird politics behind, but they've at least expressed interest in learning to shoot and they liked grilled gator meat. I'll wait for them to go to one of the nice beaches in bad neighborhoods to my north and get mugged, and that should settle that.

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