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Thursday, August 25, 2022

You want better pay, we want better titties

Strippers who would normally be inside the Star Garden Topless Dive Bar entertaining patrons were instead outside on the sidewalk picketing Friday.

For the last five months, it has become a common occurrence outside the club but now, with the backing of a major national union, they are one step closer to making history.

The dancers, alongside union members from the Actors Equity Association, gathered for a rally Friday as they move closer to becoming unionized.

9 comments:

  1. Those babes want a union, then maybe they should work as topless baristas at a local Starbucks.

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  2. It's all fun and games until the strippers realize the organizer is taking more money from them then they would gained staying solo. Fucking unions should be outlawed. Their time and purpose is over.

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  3. I was reading the article… “a stripper named Velveeta”…. Hmm, let’s play guess the race. This is the first time I have ever lost that game.
    Buddha

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  4. Wait until the strippers with the most seniority start demanding a bigger piece of the tips and their choice of working hours.

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  5. Didn't they do that on an episode of the TV show "Las Vegas"? The one where Tom Select played the casino owner...

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  6. If anything you're involved in has the word "Equity" in it, I'm just not taking you seriously.
    -WDS

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  7. So, if Actors Equity represents them, won't their business be automatically legal in all jurisdictions? ha. That will be an interesting struggle.

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  8. A labor activist drives miles out of his way to go to the unionized strip club. Inside he orders an overpriced pisswasser beer and takes it all in. Spotting a lithe young cutie, he decides he wants the "champagne room" experience. So she takes his money and tells him to wait in the champagne room. A few minutes later an old fat woman comes in and starts grinding on him.

    "Wait! Stop!" shouts the activist. "Where's the girl I gave the money to? I want her!"
    The old woman says, "This here's a Union strip joint. The girl with the most seniority get the best paying gigs."

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    1. That's exactly what I was referring to, but you say it more better.

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