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Friday, August 19, 2022

Your Friday Evening Florida Report

During an argument at Burger King, a Florida Man threw a cheeseburger at his girlfriend with such force that when the sandwich struck the back of her head, the woman fell “over a curb onto the ground,” police charge.
-Frank

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"With such force" it knocked her down..... Riiiiight......
Just how fucked up was she that a quarter pound of soft beef and bread could knock her down?
I'm not justifying him assaulting the woman, but maybe they should've arrested her too for being so fucked up in public that getting whacked in the head would lay her out like that.


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4 comments:

  1. DivemedicAugust 20, 2022 at 6:59 AM

    They said that so they can get an ERPO on his ass.

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  2. StevePAugust 20, 2022 at 7:22 AM

    Or maybe the burger was still in his hand when it struck the back of her head.

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  3. CensusdesignatedplaceAugust 20, 2022 at 8:52 AM

    Well done, James.

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  4. AnonymousAugust 22, 2022 at 6:27 AM

    The real crime is a 41 year-old man dating a 53 year-old woman. Bruh she gonna be 60 soon

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