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Thursday, August 25, 2022

Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

JACKSONVILLE BEACH, Fla. — Jacksonville Beach Police are looking for a woman who allegedly skipped out on her nearly $2,600 botox and filler tab. A sergeant with Jacksonville Beach PD said it’s a case of grand larceny. 

Dr. Melinda Keener owns Body M.D. Aesthetic Wellness in Jacksonville Beach. She said in her 18 years of working in plastic surgery, she has never had anyone run out on a bill of this size.

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Damn, after looking at the pictures of the Botox Bandito, she didn't need botox, she was more of a candidate for  a full blown face replacement.
She didn't need to rip off the hottie doc at all - she'd have recouped her cost just in savings on makeup alone that first month.

9 comments:

  1. Remember that sit-com Sanford & Son ? Fred Sanford had many conflicts with Aunt Ester and both of them often made comments on each others appearance. One of most memorable was "Ester, you have a million dollar face. You could stick it in cookie dough and sell gorillas cookies" ...

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  2. Damn man, gonna take more than 2600 bucks to fix that kind of ugly.
    Daryl

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  3. Looks like someone smacked her hard with an ugly stick till it broke.

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  4. She came back and paid up, claiming a "misunderstanding".
    Probably because of the news coverage and snide remarks about her appearance.
    LOL.

    CC

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  5. blubbery lips cannot fix that.

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    1. The plus side is you can wet 'em, stick her to the wall so you don't have to see her face while engauged in playing hide the salami.

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  6. BOLO for a woman with lips the size of Johnsonville Brats.

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  7. Last time i seen a mouth like that it had a hook in it !

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  8. She may be ugly, bet her BF is a knee=grow, they'll bang anything, must of banged her face with his foot long.
    @luis=I'm ARacist.

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