Dr. Melinda Keener owns Body M.D. Aesthetic Wellness in Jacksonville Beach. She said in her 18 years of working in plastic surgery, she has never had anyone run out on a bill of this size.
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Damn, after looking at the pictures of the Botox Bandito, she didn't need botox, she was more of a candidate for a full blown face replacement.
She didn't need to rip off the hottie doc at all - she'd have recouped her cost just in savings on makeup alone that first month.
Remember that sit-com Sanford & Son ? Fred Sanford had many conflicts with Aunt Ester and both of them often made comments on each others appearance. One of most memorable was "Ester, you have a million dollar face. You could stick it in cookie dough and sell gorillas cookies" ...
ReplyDeleteDamn man, gonna take more than 2600 bucks to fix that kind of ugly.
ReplyDeleteDaryl
Looks like someone smacked her hard with an ugly stick till it broke.
ReplyDeleteShe came back and paid up, claiming a "misunderstanding".
ReplyDeleteProbably because of the news coverage and snide remarks about her appearance.
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blubbery lips cannot fix that.
ReplyDeleteThe plus side is you can wet 'em, stick her to the wall so you don't have to see her face while engauged in playing hide the salami.
DeleteBOLO for a woman with lips the size of Johnsonville Brats.
ReplyDeleteLast time i seen a mouth like that it had a hook in it !
ReplyDeleteShe may be ugly, bet her BF is a knee=grow, they'll bang anything, must of banged her face with his foot long.
ReplyDelete@luis=I'm ARacist.