Knuckledraggin My Life Away : Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

Tuesday, August 16, 2022

Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

DeLAND, Fla. – The Volusia County Sheriff’s Office arrested a naked man they say threw a machete at another man and demanded his clothes before running away and approaching several vehicles at a gas station.

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AnonymousAugust 16, 2022 at 6:11 AM
And my younger brother in the Midwest wants to move there. 🤦
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bogsidebunnyAugust 16, 2022 at 8:59 AM
Maybe he was just practicing. Isn't Naked machette throwing on the agenda for the Paris 2024 summer Olympics?
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