The Florida Woman charged with receiving oral sex from her dog confessed to the crime and told cops that the male Husky, named Loki, was just “being curious,” according to a felony complaint.
Christina Calello, 36, and Geoffrey Springer, 39, were arrested Tuesday and charged with sexual activity involving animals, a felony. Police identified Springer as Calello’s former boyfriend.
I've had a lot of dogs and them buring their noses in my crotch aint hap nin. Every time I see someone with a dog that keeps buring their noses in the owners crotch or other peoples I have to wonder. This seems to happen a lot with women. Maybe just a dominance thing. Then again, maybe not.
Yeah, I was still thinking about him burying his face in my crotch and growling yesterday at the vet's. I'm pretty sure he wasn't looking for an ear scratching then and I can't tell you how thankful I am those girls were gentle with that needle.
Years ago (1970s, I think) there was a semi-famous celebrity harlot named Xaviera Hollander that wrote her autobiography, The Happy Hooker. One of her stories concerned her peanut butter experiment with her german shepherd, in which she was quite pleased with the results. Never did forget that...
She was in South Africa at the time. I believe the laws in place made utilizing the “black” help for her situation an impossibility. So she used the dog for satisfaction, it being the lesser evil. The stuff rolling around in my brain… WiscoDave
Well if it is now legal for men to marry men and women to marry women why does the government have a problem with this. Its not like your going to be able to hold a dogs head down there and force it to lick against its will. It might just bite if you try!
If you put peanut butter on it, dogs will lick anything.
ReplyDeleteTasteless, just tasteless.
ReplyDeleteI've had a lot of dogs and them buring their noses in my crotch aint hap nin. Every time I see someone with a dog that keeps buring their noses in the owners crotch or other peoples I have to wonder. This seems to happen a lot with women. Maybe just a dominance thing. Then again, maybe not.
ReplyDeleteThat asshole dog Jack sticks his nose in my crotch because he wants his ears scratched. He loves that shit.
DeleteYeah, but were talkin bout Asshole Jack here. Kaint compare him to other dogs. I hope you accept the humor in that.
DeleteYeah, I was still thinking about him burying his face in my crotch and growling yesterday at the vet's. I'm pretty sure he wasn't looking for an ear scratching then and I can't tell you how thankful I am those girls were gentle with that needle.
DeleteWho snitched?
ReplyDeleteDid anybody bother to ask the dog what he thought?
ReplyDeleteDidn't know that was illegal in Florida!
ReplyDeleteYears ago (1970s, I think) there was a semi-famous celebrity harlot named Xaviera Hollander that wrote her autobiography, The Happy Hooker. One of her stories concerned her peanut butter experiment with her german shepherd, in which she was quite pleased with the results. Never did forget that...
ReplyDeleteShe was in South Africa at the time. I believe the laws in place made utilizing the “black” help for her situation an impossibility. So she used the dog for satisfaction, it being the lesser evil.
DeleteThe stuff rolling around in my brain…
WiscoDave
Wait, I'm assuming the dog did this voluntarily. Why exactly, is this illegal? Everyone was happy...
ReplyDeleteWell if it is now legal for men to marry men and women to marry women why does the government have a problem with this. Its not like your going to be able to hold a dogs head down there and force it to lick against its will. It might just bite if you try!
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