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Police said the family even used the bathroom, not knowing the coyote was hiding there.
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Can you imagine standing there, dick in hand, in mid stream, and looking down and seeing a coyote curled up behind the toilet? Do you continue to calmly piss to keep from startling it or do you clamp down and run out of the bathroom in a full panic with piss spraying everywhere, scaring the hell out of your wife and kids?
