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Tuesday, September 13, 2022

A potty trained coyote?

TRENTON, Ohio — Police in Trenton received an unusual call on Friday morning when a call led them to discover a coyote hiding in a resident's bathroom.

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Police said the family even used the bathroom, not knowing the coyote was hiding there.

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Can you imagine standing there, dick in hand, in mid stream, and looking down and seeing a coyote curled up behind the toilet? Do you continue to calmly piss to keep from startling it or do you clamp down and run out of the bathroom in a full panic with piss spraying everywhere, scaring the hell out of your wife and kids?
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10 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 13, 2022 at 6:05 AM

    If it is not a bathroom that I regularly use. I check them over pretty good especially if it is unkempt/dirty.

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  2. WoodrowSeptember 13, 2022 at 6:12 AM

    Probably best to maintain an even strain...finish as quick as possible without alarming said critter. After all, your pecker is in the wind so to speak. So finish up, retract all gear, and slowly back away while maintaining eye contact. While I never ran into a coyote, I did come face to face with a rattler in a US Park Service latrine at Wheeler Peak Nevada years ago.

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 13, 2022 at 6:18 AM

    So annoying when that happens. I've found the quickest way to remove the coyote is running to the opened outside door, saying MEEP MEEP.

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 13, 2022 at 6:26 AM

    meep,meep, GONE !

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  5. Don CurtonSeptember 13, 2022 at 7:26 AM

    Coyote? Remain calm and finish your business.

    Snake? Especially one crawling out from inside the toilet? Yeah. Second option, run screaming with piss spraying everywhere.

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  6. bogsidebunnySeptember 13, 2022 at 8:11 AM

    That sight would make your balls climb up and hide behind your bladder, alright.

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 13, 2022 at 8:43 AM

    Dirty old shop I worked at, went to restroom, dropped a deuce, smoked a bit, flushed, washed my hands and turned around just as a big sewer rat was climbing up out of the bowl. Shut door, walked away. Saved it for the next guy.
    Daryl

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  8. Univ of Saigon 68September 13, 2022 at 8:51 AM

    I have so much trouble getting started I never stop in mid-stream.

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  9. WinglessSeptember 13, 2022 at 12:12 PM

    Flying a WW Sport 160 I came the closest to a coyote I've ever been. Soon after launch as the slope dropped away and heading for the tree line, one was standing watching me. It didn't seem to mind me flying directly over it.

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  10. mobiusSeptember 16, 2022 at 6:15 PM

    Up here they come in close and try to lure the dogs out for dinner. I shoot in their general direction. May have to take up hunting them.

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