I had 7 hives back in the 70's that I bought . They had been neglected and had turned very ornery . While trying to clean up the old hives they all decided to eat me alive after chewing their way through my suit . I had several hundred stings and they mostly were in sensitive areas such as under the arms and around the pecker . The squaw spent an hour or so pulling out stingers while I was tripping with tunnel vision . She tried to get me to go to the hospital but I didn't want to go . While pulling stingers in the pecker area the wood came upon me in a most glorious fashion . Reminded one of a John Holmes video . We then had what we called " The Great Bee F**k ". The woman will still turn a bright shade of red if anyone asks about it . Sadly the little white pecker lost it's orange glow and returned to normal a few days later . Since then I can get stung by a honey bee and it never hurts . Just a little itch .
I had 7 hives back in the 70's that I bought . They had been neglected and had turned very ornery . While trying to clean up the old hives they all decided to eat me alive after chewing their way through my suit . I had several hundred stings and they mostly were in sensitive areas such as under the arms and around the pecker . The squaw spent an hour or so pulling out stingers while I was tripping with tunnel vision . She tried to get me to go to the hospital but I didn't want to go . While pulling stingers in the pecker area the wood came upon me in a most glorious fashion . Reminded one of a John Holmes video . We then had what we called " The Great Bee F**k ". The woman will still turn a bright shade of red if anyone asks about it . Sadly the little white pecker lost it's orange glow and returned to normal a few days later . Since then I can get stung by a honey bee and it never hurts . Just a little itch .
ReplyDeleteWhat a great story!
DeleteHe was cutting a LEMON tree in Ohio and ran into Africanized bees? Two of those words don't exactly fit.
ReplyDeleteThere are cold hardy cultivers of lemon that could survive in southern Ohio.
DeleteDaryl
One does not negate the other. Stepping on a bee still sucks.
ReplyDeleteLET me guess??? they didnt speak TEX-MEX?
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