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Thursday, September 29, 2022

I wonder how hard it is to turn her on?

DUBLIN - Doctors in Ireland had to remove 50 AA and other "cylindrical" batteries from the body of a 66-year-old woman who had swallowed them all on purpose, a recent article in the Irish Medical Journal says.
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5 comments:

  1. bogsidebunnySeptember 29, 2022 at 10:08 AM

    Irish. She probably thought they were communion wafers in the shape of Tootsie Rolls to boost church attendance

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 29, 2022 at 10:55 AM

    What will they charge her for that
    Daryl

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  3. SgtBobSeptember 29, 2022 at 12:27 PM

    She was AC; the batteries were DC.

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 29, 2022 at 3:35 PM

    Lost the directions on how to change the batteries in her vibrator, was hoping they’d meet in the middle?

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  5. AnonymousSeptember 29, 2022 at 8:49 PM

    Call me when you can swallow a 6 inch D cell
    Arty

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