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Friday, September 16, 2022

John Lennon's killer Mark David Chapman denied parole for 12th time

The man who shot and killed John Lennon outside his Manhattan apartment building in 1980 has been denied parole for a 12th time, New York corrections officials said Monday.

Mark David Chapman, 67, appeared before a parole board at the end of August, according to the state Department of Corrections and Community Supervision.

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He fucked up by shooting the wrong person.
Had he shot Yoko Ono instead, he'd have been named Man of the Year, would've served no time, and New York would've realized that gun violence isn't always a bad thing and lifted their gun control laws.

14 comments:

  1. I remembr it like yesterday the minute I heard Yoko was with John I said, why to hell didn't he shoot her?

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  2. She is definitely one nasty person.

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  3. Wirecutter for the win!!!! Great comment, KL!

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    1. Yeah, that was the biggest laugh I've had all week!

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  4. Funny that. They're completely soft on crime and yoko still shows up a the parole hearings to make sure he doesn't walk. Frankly, I don't care one way or the other, but enough with the hypocrisy already.

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  5. Why should he get out? It was premeditated. He should have been fried years ago.

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  6. Let us know when he gets out. There's still 2 more Beatles and I'm really looking forward to the next reunion as soon as God wills it.

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  7. David Gilmour wrote a song about it - "Murder"

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  8. Out of all the Beatles, at least the asshole was shot first.

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  9. All I can say is whenever I hear Yoko sing it brings a tear to my eyes. The headaches are that fucking bad !

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  10. And yet, the guy that shot Ronald Reagan is a free man today. Priorities!

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  11. But shoot a Republican President and you're allowed out.

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  12. Mark David Chapman's first thought after pulling the trigger: "Damn! The bitch moved!"
    John Lennon's first thought after being hit: "Damn! The bitch moved!"

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  13. His old lady knew about it and didn't even try to stop him. and they're both supposed to be bon agains.

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