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Friday, September 16, 2022

"Let's just get a crappy sandwich for lunch, okay?"

EAST LANSING, Mich. (FOX 2) - A Michigan State University senior claims a sandwich she ordered from an East Lansing Subway had an extra topping she didn't ask for – feces.

Kelsey Coyne posted a TikTok after discovering what she thinks was poop on her lunch.

"There is feces. We are not sure if it's human or dog," she said in the video. "That's not chocolate, I know that for sure."

14 comments:

  1. Reminds me of this:

    https://media4.giphy.com/media/h6ghOHmbWV81G/giphy.webp

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  2. I've heard more than once that life can be one big shit sandwich and we all have to take a bite. So this is just her turn at the trough.

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  3. There at Subway you pick what you want on your sandwich and watch them make it right in front of you. Posted on tick tock gives me doubts about her story.
    Daryl

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  4. The sandwich might smell a bit hoaxy, I hope they test it.

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  5. I think all Subway taste like shit. Many years ago when they first came around I got a sandwich. Took one bite, spit it out and threw the rest in the trash. What they serve is not a Sub. Mike's Jersey Sub are about the closest to a real Sub you can find.

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  6. I'd kill a motherfucker...

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  7. Fourth year of college and she still doesn't know sh!t.

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  8. People need to lighten up. What's a little shit stain on your sammich? The last time I had a Subway sandwich was in the early 80's in Schenectady, NY. Haven't been back since.

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    1. Maybe you are old enough to rememeber Mikes Sub in the Tri-city area. Best Sub I ever ate.

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  9. Publix Supermarkets here in Florida make the best subs I’ve ever had.

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  10. She ordered a shit sandwich and told them to hold the bread.

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    1. Somebody said she ate shit sandwiches but it was later discovered she didn't like bread.

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  11. Calling bs. Hmmn, tik tocker wants attention. Her body language gave it away, then again millenials are retards and have trouble with that as is. Im calling bs, just like 99% of all hate crimes.

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  12. it's not true. Subway assembles your sandwich right in front of you, even asking questions at each step... "what kind of bread and cheese do you want...pickles... salt and pepper... oil and vinegar... spicy mustard or regular...?" That kind of stuff as they make it. Maybe she was too busy looking at herself or something...
    I still say it's nonsense, but thats how fuckers are nowadays...
    Original Grandpa

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