I have learned over the years to modify my route around the house to avoid letting my wife see me. Cause if my wife sees me, she'll want me to do some kind of chore.
I think it was over at Ace HQ where one guy said that if he was going to get hassled wither way, he'll pick the option that takes less work. Fastest way to get a wife to think up chores - sit down and look relaxed.
#4 - I've never done that. But I have pulled into the local mom-n-pops gas station the evening before payday and wrote a check for a tank of gas. Knowing I would spend my half-a-lunch hour depositing my paycheck before the check for that tank of gas got there.
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I resemble that comment.
DeleteDoes vinegar & water get that smell out trash cans too?
ReplyDeleteI almost choked on that one
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The best yet!!!
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DeleteYa out did yourself today! I can't point out a couple of outstanding ones today because they're all outstanding today. Thanks!
ReplyDelete#20 tru dat.....
ReplyDelete#2 Love it.
ReplyDelete#17 - Yep.
ReplyDelete#17 That's only 4 out of 6 nipples showing clearly. Big Bang Theory wasn't really trying, were they?
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DeleteShould have had "Charmed" with Shannon Daughtry as the third pick. It was like a competition between two of the girls.
Delete#12, I have been married twice. I think that it is a female thing, that is part of their genes.
ReplyDeleteI have learned over the years to modify my route around the house to avoid letting my wife see me. Cause if my wife sees me, she'll want me to do some kind of chore.
DeleteI think it was over at Ace HQ where one guy said that if he was going to get hassled wither way, he'll pick the option that takes less work.
DeleteFastest way to get a wife to think up chores - sit down and look relaxed.
She'll never look for you in the garage...
DeleteYeah she will when goes out and gets your micrometer to use as a C clamp.
DeleteThat happened to you, didn't it?
DeleteMy wife has a t-shirt that says: "In the game of 'Why are you doing it that way?' there are no winners".
Delete#4 - I've never done that. But I have pulled into the local mom-n-pops gas station the evening before payday and wrote a check for a tank of gas. Knowing I would spend my half-a-lunch hour depositing my paycheck before the check for that tank of gas got there.
ReplyDelete#17 - you obviously haven't watched Aussie tv series. 😉 (Housos...)
ReplyDeleteI have during the great toilet paper shortage. Miter saw makes a cleaner cut.
ReplyDeleteWTF is #13?
ReplyDeleteThe sound of a wet sloppy fuck.
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