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Friday, September 16, 2022

The shit I posted on Facebook

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6)  I've got that exact same model in my kitchen and I lo..... oh God, I'm old.


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11 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 17, 2022 at 2:48 AM

    I guess most babies briefly wear there mother as shoes...

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  2. Carl BussjaegerSeptember 17, 2022 at 6:32 AM

    16 - Back in the '90s, an escaped Georgia inmate (might've been from the Houston County jail; that damed jail had a revolving door back then) was caught when his light-up shoes gave him away when he tried sprinting across a field.

    One day, security was inspecting inmate mail for contraband, and found a set of those. There was some debate over whether those expensive, fancy, illuminated shoes should be considered contraband (really expensive shit was banned). I chimed in, "Contraband? We should be issuing those to all of them"

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  3. reverendkenSeptember 17, 2022 at 10:44 AM

    I came out feet first, right from the beginning I have been telling the world to kiss my ass.

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    1. GrandpaSeptember 18, 2022 at 4:38 PM

      I was a breach birth, ma says I'm her biggest pain in the ass. But, after me she had no difficulty with my younger siblings. Yes, ass first - fucking pucker up world.
      Original Grandpa

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  4. Unclezip Is Pointing&LaughingSeptember 17, 2022 at 10:59 AM

    I use sir and mam'm all the time. It they are offended, I switch to Asshole and Bitch.

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  5. bogsidebunnySeptember 18, 2022 at 5:46 AM

    #6: Gets my OCD stamp of approval.

    #17: But, if tits could talk they'd say: "You suck".

    #18: Copyright infringement. But then again Ray ban Joe is good at plagiarizing.

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 18, 2022 at 6:47 AM

    #7 So that’s idea behind the military cap

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  7. mobiusSeptember 22, 2022 at 10:10 AM

    how do you get the knives out?

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