When we were lads the stupid broads had dads and older brothers who watched out for them. Guys who would take anybody who tried to hurt their daughter/sister into the woods and depending on the gravity of the offence either come out with a black eye/bloody nose or never come out at all.
I had a gal, I dated a bit, when I was 19, After our first spat, she threatened me with the "I will tell my brothers, you slapped me" She wondered why I broke it off. No time for that shit drama
I went out with a buddy who had beef cattle, in the middle of a snow storm, to look for new borns. My job was to watch for momma cows, while he tagged the ears, banded the balls, and gave them a jab of meds. Momma would come on the run, when we had baby on the ground, but always stopped within around 10 yards of us. It always scared me though. My friend just laughed. He told me that the mommas almost always stopped. The almost was the part that I hated.
One more reason why there's nothing more valuable to a cowboy than a good horse. Once that calf is roped the horse will keep positioning itself between the calf and cow, letting you do what needs to be done with greater safety
When I had a faecesbook account, I was born in 1903, in Tokyo, and my hobbies were artistic beheadings and tax evasion, and my current state was Denial. Got away with that for years.
No, it wasn't you. I just now tried to redo it using the link you just sent and it did it again. I can get a link posted to the site, but it's parked at the bottom of my blogroll instead of floating according to the latest update like all the others. I was having problems with my blogroll earlier this week and apparently the haven't gotten the issues completely fixed.
I thought #17 was pretty creative.
ReplyDeleteLoved # 10, how wonderfully sick!
ReplyDelete#13, where were the stupid broads when I was a lad
When we were lads the stupid broads had dads and older brothers who watched out for them. Guys who would take anybody who tried to hurt their daughter/sister into the woods and depending on the gravity of the offence either come out with a black eye/bloody nose or never come out at all.
DeleteI had a gal, I dated a bit, when I was 19, After our first spat, she threatened me with the "I will tell my brothers, you slapped me" She wondered why I broke it off. No time for that shit drama
Delete7 made me laugh, I thought I was having a seizure
ReplyDelete#15- OK, I'll ask on behalf of city folk everywhere: why is he not tagged??
ReplyDeleteBecause Mama ain't letting nobody close enough. It ain't pretty when cattle attack - they knock you down and run over you repeatedly.
DeleteI went out with a buddy who had beef cattle, in the middle of a snow storm, to look for new borns. My job was to watch for momma cows, while he tagged the ears, banded the balls, and gave them a jab of meds.
DeleteMomma would come on the run, when we had baby on the ground, but always stopped within around 10 yards of us. It always scared me though. My friend just laughed. He told me that the mommas almost always stopped. The almost was the part that I hated.
On behalf of city folk- thank you for that explanation!
DeleteI've seen more than a few men get rolled by mama cows.
DeleteAInt just the momma cow, the whole fucking herd will come to the rescue.
DeleteDaryl
One more reason why there's nothing more valuable to a cowboy than a good horse. Once that calf is roped the horse will keep positioning itself between the calf and cow, letting you do what needs to be done with greater safety
DeleteTagging a baby krait is even more difficult. Not be cause momma will nail you with a venomous bite, but because the little critter don't have ears.
Delete#6--yeah, dish soap does that to everybody's eyelashes.
ReplyDelete--Tennessee Budd
When I had a faecesbook account, I was born in 1903, in Tokyo, and my hobbies were artistic beheadings and tax evasion, and my current state was Denial. Got away with that for years.
ReplyDeleteI was a former bomb maker.
Delete#2 That is what? Three day job? BTW, I cannot find a link to https://thedaleygator.net/ on your blogroll
ReplyDeleteYou do now. Thanks for pointing that out to me.
DeleteNo problem sir, thanks
DeleteWell, shit, sent you an incorrect link somehow try this, sorry thedaleygator.net/
DeleteNo, it wasn't you. I just now tried to redo it using the link you just sent and it did it again. I can get a link posted to the site, but it's parked at the bottom of my blogroll instead of floating according to the latest update like all the others.
DeleteI was having problems with my blogroll earlier this week and apparently the haven't gotten the issues completely fixed.
OK found the same issue on two other Blogger sites, thanks again
DeleteI'll try again in the next day or two.
DeleteOr, #3 for us Navy Guys 'n Gals: When your Disbursing Clerks switch to Tagalog...
ReplyDeleteAnd the Mess Specialists (cooks) too.
ReplyDelete#8, ever wonder if we nuked Japan too much or maybe not enough?
ReplyDelete#16 LOL, yep.
- WDS