I played music back in the 90's. There was one bar that loved us, and booked us a month at a time. Every weekend, Friday and Saturday night that we played there, one woman, who had 2 kids at home, but stayed with their dad on the weekends, left every night with a different man. Every single night, every single weekend, I don't think that I ever saw her leave with the same guy, ever. She really was pretty decent looking, blond, nice figure, nice face, smiled all the time. Really a sad thing, made one think how her marriage must have been for her ex. I talked to her a couple of times, she seemed normal. I guess she must have been insecure. Either that, or she just loved sex. No matter, I was never tempted. That is the one thing about playing in bars and clubs, I made some friends who loved out band, and were really nice people, a lot of couples just having a good time.
#13: Nothing new under the sun. It's 1983 at Balboa Naval Hospital and Gyn walk-in clinic. Flip up the sheet and here's a tat right across her crotch: "If you can read this, you have to kiss it." Hard pass. Just treated her vaginal discharge instead.
#7 The gap should be wide enough to Velcro a holster with a gun that cannot be seen while sitting in the seat. The gap should also be wide enough to allow me to reach down to draw the gun. My 99 F150 fit that bill.
#12 I’ve told wife and kids if they ever see me with a Foo-Foo dog walking it and picking up its refuse, please shoot me and put me out of my misery.
ReplyDeleteBe concerned Anglico. It's probably when you get to be as dementia ridded as Biden.
DeleteGreat as usual! #5 who are these people that think this stuff up, #7 how true & #20 we had one like that down the block from us once,pretty sad
ReplyDeleteI played music back in the 90's. There was one bar that loved us, and booked us a month at a time. Every weekend, Friday and Saturday night that we played there, one woman, who had 2 kids at home, but stayed with their dad on the weekends, left every night with a different man. Every single night, every single weekend, I don't think that I ever saw her leave with the same guy, ever.
DeleteShe really was pretty decent looking, blond, nice figure, nice face, smiled all the time. Really a sad thing, made one think how her marriage must have been for her ex. I talked to her a couple of times, she seemed normal. I guess she must have been insecure. Either that, or she just loved sex. No matter, I was never tempted.
That is the one thing about playing in bars and clubs, I made some friends who loved out band, and were really nice people, a lot of couples just having a good time.
Lmfao. Always a M-F highlight. Funny shit 🤣
ReplyDelete#10. My first wife to a tee.
ReplyDelete#13: Nothing new under the sun. It's 1983 at Balboa Naval Hospital and Gyn walk-in clinic. Flip up the sheet and here's a tat right across her crotch: "If you can read this, you have to kiss it." Hard pass. Just treated her vaginal discharge instead.
ReplyDeleteAnd now she's 75 years old with a tat across her crotch. . .
Delete#14 - maybe the alien's junk look like a stack of circles?
ReplyDelete#7 The gap should be wide enough to Velcro a holster with a gun that cannot be seen while sitting in the seat. The gap should also be wide enough to allow me to reach down to draw the gun. My 99 F150 fit that bill.
ReplyDeleteStarker here,
ReplyDelete#5 Would those be Tater Ta-Tas or Tater-Tits?