It was going for her bag. It's been conditioned to get the food that tourists carry, probably by someone petting it. A rabid animal doesn't care about that nonsense. Just wants to bite the shit out of you.
An adjustable gyre. Good luck finding a definition without all of the global warming talk. Think loose wool being spun into yarn through the cone shaped device at end.
#8 Many years ago my Dad bought a used pickup (not lifted, just normal height and fairly low) that didn't yet have steps. My Mom made him stop on the way home and buy a stool and rope so she could get in and out easier. He installed steps a couple of weeks later.
He's got a woman that knows her place, cleaning his shoes. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go put up fortifications because all my female readers are going to launch a full scale attack on me tonight.
I used to work at the AT&T Atlanta Works in the 1990's. Those machines were so loud you couldn't hear yourself think while walking down the main aisles.
Normally if a racoon has a hold of something that they even suspect is food, you would be well advised not to grab at it. Racoons are nasty, vicious, dangerously quick, little bastards.
#9 That coon should have been smashed with a yak paddle and held underwater with the blade until drowned. Amazing some humans evolved from ancestors who killed megafauna with sticks. Jeesh.
#8 I saw this about 30 years ago on the Navy base in Guam. A beautiful blond who was spilling out of a sundress pulled a two-step step ladder to get into a lifted Jeep Scrambler. Once she was in the drivers seat she would pull the step ladder up by a tied off cord. The back story was a Navy pararescue Petty Officer had just made Chief Petty Officer and took a little vacation in Maui Hawaii on the way to his new duty station in Guam. She was a model doing a Victoria Secrets photo shoot where they were married less than a week after meeting each other where she became a Navy Wife. The Scrambler had a front tag with a Chief's insignia and she drove it like a bat out of hell and she was constantly being pulled over by the MP's but never got a ticket. If somebody said "The Chief's Wife" everyone knew who they were talking about.
#9 the raccoon probably is rabid
ReplyDeleteFlorida raccoon. They attack dogs, humans, basically anything. Not like raccoons up north.
DeleteIt was going for her bag. It's been conditioned to get the food that tourists carry, probably by someone petting it. A rabid animal doesn't care about that nonsense. Just wants to bite the shit out of you.
DeleteAn adjustable gyre. Good luck finding a definition without all of the global warming talk. Think loose wool being spun into yarn through the cone shaped device at end.
ReplyDelete#8 Many years ago my Dad bought a used pickup (not lifted, just normal height and fairly low) that didn't yet have steps. My Mom made him stop on the way home and buy a stool and rope so she could get in and out easier. He installed steps a couple of weeks later.
ReplyDeleteWhat the heck is going on in #6?
ReplyDeleteHe's got a woman that knows her place, cleaning his shoes.
DeleteNow if you'll excuse me, I have to go put up fortifications because all my female readers are going to launch a full scale attack on me tonight.
What's going on? The results of some damned fine husbanding...
Delete#7 ~ Yay, Dad!
ReplyDelete7 - Wuss. I kicked the slats right out of the crib to escape. They replaced 'em with a sheet of plywood to keep me in.
Delete#10 reminds me of the wire bundlers I saw at an AT&T plant many years ago. Railcars full of wire bundled into cables for phone company use.
ReplyDeleteI used to work at the AT&T Atlanta Works in the 1990's. Those machines were so loud you couldn't hear yourself think while walking down the main aisles.
DeleteNormally if a racoon has a hold of something that they even suspect is food, you would be well advised not to grab at it. Racoons are nasty, vicious, dangerously quick, little bastards.
ReplyDeleteI can't stand them
ReplyDeleteKnew a girl like that once. . .
ReplyDelete#9 That coon should have been smashed with a yak paddle and held underwater with the blade until drowned. Amazing some humans evolved from ancestors who killed megafauna with sticks. Jeesh.
ReplyDelete#8 I saw this about 30 years ago on the Navy base in Guam. A beautiful blond who was spilling out of a sundress pulled a two-step step ladder to get into a lifted Jeep Scrambler. Once she was in the drivers seat she would pull the step ladder up by a tied off cord. The back story was a Navy pararescue Petty Officer had just made Chief Petty Officer and took a little vacation in Maui Hawaii on the way to his new duty station in Guam. She was a model doing a Victoria Secrets photo shoot where they were married less than a week after meeting each other where she became a Navy Wife. The Scrambler had a front tag with a Chief's insignia and she drove it like a bat out of hell and she was constantly being pulled over by the MP's but never got a ticket. If somebody said "The Chief's Wife" everyone knew who they were talking about.
ReplyDelete#4, behind every blade of grass...
ReplyDelete#7 - My daughter did that when she was a baby. Nobody was there to catch her though. Heard the thump and ran. Maybe that's why she's a liberal now...
ReplyDelete#2. You read it here: Don't choke up on a hammer.
ReplyDelete#3. Taken from Hunter Biden's laptop?
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