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Friday, September 23, 2022

You'd think he'd be the last one to eat meat, huh?

Beyond Meat COO Doug Ramsey was arrested following an alleged road rage incident that led to him biting the flesh off of the tip of the victim's nose, according to local news.
-Terrible Sue

6 comments:

  1. My mom (RIP), always said,"God-damned Democrats", and that was back in the 60's....

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  2. Okay, so my first thought is that eating "fake meat" turns people into raging uncontrollable monsters that crave human flesh.

    I for one hope to never be hungry enough to want to try one of his products.

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  3. Eh, I've seen the guy. He's seen one up close for sure.

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  4. When I first saw this story, I laughed harder than I have in a long time.

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  5. When you eat nothing but bugs and cat turds eventually you're gonna need a little human flesh. For balance and good turd production.

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  6. deep pockets. thats going to be an astoundingly large cash settlement.

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