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Thursday, October 06, 2022

And so ends another rapper's career

NEW YORK - A rapper known as "Lil Zay Osama" was arrested in New York City on Thursday after he allegedly left a machine gun inside an Uber car, according to federal prosecutors.

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  1. That Uber driver better grow eyes in the back of his skull.

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  2. I wonder if he left his tax stamp paperwork in the Über, too.

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  3. Humbly beg to differ on 'career ending',.
    He's just building more street creds
    This experience will be the basis of more (shitty) rap songs
    (Kinda like Pancake Face & her relationships).
    Even if he gets shot & killed someday,
    the album producers will scrape the bottom of the barrel
    to come up with more "Best of"songs. It never ends.
    "Mo' Money Mo' Money Mo' Money!"

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    1. Gonna be kinda hard to record any rap crap when he's in a federal pen for the next 10-20 years, don't you think?

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    2. Just out of curiousity, I put in a search, "rappers record songs in prison",
      first hit, "8 rap albums recorded entirely in prison",
      2nd hit, "Rapper records an ENTIRE MUSIC VIDEO while in prison"..
      Surprised the shit outta me.
      Not trying to be argumentative.
      Anon @ 8:43

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    3. Let's see how many years he actually gets; I have a feeling he will get little punishment even for something this serious.

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    4. And you really think yon hood-rat will serve 10-20? Now if he was some white married heterosexual conservative, 10-20 would be the time he'd see per charge, and he'd catch 3-4 charges, all to be served consecutively, that is if the Fibbies and ATFags don't kill him first.

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    5. Not at all Kenny, they have recording gear in the joint. There's a whole subgenre of behind-bars hippity-hop.

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  4. Sorry. Can't call him a 'rapper'.
    That will only happen after he gets killed. 'Rapper' is an honorary title given posthumously.

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  5. Economy's so good, Karens driving Ubers would rather poast on TikTok, than take a gun as a tip.

    Thanks, Brandon!

    Oh. And Thanks! Pell Grants.

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  6. A Mac-10 is something you don't accidently loose. I bet the real owner is pissed.

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    1. You accidentally loose it if you inadvertently engage the trigger.
      Of course, you could also lose it.
      --Tennessee Budd

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  7. A garbage Glock with a switch & 10 rounds ain't much of a machine gun. Good enough for 20yrs hopefully.

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  8. Chee cheeka shoo shoo
    I just gotta say
    I read these stories
    And they make my day.
    “Rapper” done turned up stupid
    Or DRT
    (Okay. I ran out of rhyme.)
    DRT= Dead right there.

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  9. Evil guns should be taken away from the government, not the people.
    Let government go to jail.
    Shall not be infringed...

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  10. Do you honestly think there will be more than a slap on the wrist? Some ATF agent just added a shiny new machine gun to his collection, the "artist" will have his lawyer work a plea bargain to reduce the charge to jaywalking, a new so called song will be released where the rapper talks about how his 20 minutes behind bars was Hard Time, and the whole thing will blow over. The next time we'll hear his name will be when another "artist" kill him, or when he OD's.

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  11. Looks like he's had more than three strikes. Normally, that would be a life sentence.

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