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Monday, October 24, 2022

Damn, talk about a show-stopper

JONESBOROUGH, Tenn. (WJHL) — People who were at the David Crockett Musket Bowl game spoke about witnessing the tragic skydiving accident that occurred at Friday night’s game. 

Friday evening, a skydiver crashed during a pregame celebration for the matchup between rivals David Crockett and Daniel Boone high schools.

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  1. I guess he made the Final Down.

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  2. It was determined that the accident's impact on the whole community would be minimized if the game would go on. What about the fucking impact on the skydiver?

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    1. After the accident they gave him a moment of silence.

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    2. Just to be pedantic - it was the turf which was impacted. The skydiver was splatted, along with some bystanders.

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    3. Dammit. Turf impacted. Skydiver splatted. Bystanders splattered. Need more coffee.

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  3. The person had "decades of experience to their credit". No wonder he crashed - he was too busy arguing with himself for either one of them to pay attention to the altimeter.

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  4. Safe and effective

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  5. "They said he had completed over 1,500 jumps."

    Technically, he completed this one too.

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  6. From what little I could see from the video, he looked pretty lifeless during the descent. I'm betting a vaxxx related event happened on the plane.

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  7. Quite seriously, how does a Life Insurance company feel about paying off on Sky-Divers?

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  8. Just like any other claim. You disclose any risky activities when signing up for the insurance and you pay a larger premium based on those activities. Insurance tables are set up so they win no matter the cause of death.
    Daryl

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  9. I hate getting hit by planets.....

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  10. Looked like he was coming in too fast. On first look, the canopy looked ok.

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  11. I hate to repeat an old trope, but why jump out of a perfectly good airplane? I does suck, but it's hard to feel bad for someone that does that shit.

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  12. the too obvious call here is,,, First down.

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