#10 - I bought a cheap knock-off Temperpedic foam mattress like that 20 years ago online. It came vac-sealed in a rectangular box that weighed a metric fuck-ton. Thought it was nailed to the porch when I tried to move it. As soon as I knifed open the plastic bag up in the master bedroom it was off to the races. The phucker expanded to 20 times its sealed size inside of two minutes and I was THIS CLOSE to calling the bomb squad when I feared it would overwhelm the second floor of the house.
Still, to this day, the most comfortable foundation I have ever set my sorry arse down on. Gonna test it again in about two hours, and I hope to be buried on it when I lay flat for the last time.
Where can one buy some of that hydrophobic stuff? Imagine spraying it on my car and if transparent, on my windscreen. heck, if it sticks to the dog that would also be a plus, no more soaking wet puddles when doggo returns indoors.
#8? Our police van back doors have a handle in the middle and two dogs top and bottom. Our police never have enough locks. Often see a handcuff through the top dog, swinging, scuffing the paint. Police budget all goes to VIP protection.
Would someone please explain what is going on in #2
ReplyDeleteAnyone know what the powder in #2 is?
ReplyDeleteSand treated to be hydrophobic. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrophobic_sand
Deletehttps://sciencenotes.org/two-ways-to-make-waterproof-magic-sand/
Delete#2 is Hydro Sand, may have other brand names like Silly Sand or Hydro Super Sand. Probably better known as something that I can't quite remember lol
ReplyDeleteHose dragger in Tx
#7; rope placement was wrong....?
ReplyDeleteWorst noose ever.
Deleteblacks don't go in barns, too much risk of having to work. Plus, animals don't like blacks . Just the facts
DeleteI had a chihuahua freaked out every time he saw a black. He bit two that came to the door.
Delete#6 - turns out muscles clench up when you're hurt and/or surprised.
ReplyDelete#1 Nutten like a watermelon after a couple natives.
ReplyDelete#10 - I bought a cheap knock-off Temperpedic foam mattress like that 20 years ago online. It came vac-sealed in a rectangular box that weighed a metric fuck-ton. Thought it was nailed to the porch when I tried to move it. As soon as I knifed open the plastic bag up in the master bedroom it was off to the races. The phucker expanded to 20 times its sealed size inside of two minutes and I was THIS CLOSE to calling the bomb squad when I feared it would overwhelm the second floor of the house.
ReplyDeleteStill, to this day, the most comfortable foundation I have ever set my sorry arse down on. Gonna test it again in about two hours, and I hope to be buried on it when I lay flat for the last time.
Where can one buy some of that hydrophobic stuff? Imagine spraying it on my car and if transparent, on my windscreen. heck, if it sticks to the dog that would also be a plus, no more soaking wet puddles when doggo returns indoors.
ReplyDelete#2 had me perplexed until I got to #8 wtf someone explain please
ReplyDeleteDude's escaping from the police.
Delete#2: Now that takes me back. I can't be the only one who remembers playing with this stuff as a child of the 70s-80s. Mine was yellow.
ReplyDelete#8? Our police van back doors have a handle in the middle and two dogs top and bottom. Our police never have enough locks. Often see a handcuff through the top dog, swinging, scuffing the paint. Police budget all goes to VIP protection.
ReplyDelete#6 & #7, don't have babies especially together.
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