#9 There are a lot of safety arguments against using cheater pipes, but there are one or two in favor of using them safely, too. The first criteria for using them safely is being smart enough to not do the kinds of things that Mr. Goatee is doing in #9.
#9 is fun. Remember dummy, unless you're either handicapped or a 500lb lard sack you can lift more on that breaker bar than you can get juming around. That way the only nuts you bust are the ones on the tractor!
Spot on. You can always apply more force at less risk when lifting the bar. Only time I’ve done anything remotely like this was a parking lot wheel bearing replacement without a torque wrench. I measured and marked the right spot on the bar and GENTLY stepped up on it. Checked it a couple days later with a proper torque wrench and it was within 3 ft-lbs.
That 747, a “Dreamlifter,” continued on in its flight from Taranto, Italy, to Charleston SC. I occasionally see Dreamlifters overfly my house at cruise altitude en route Everett WA.
No.1 got a good painful kick to the groin, but not the family jewels. He’d have dropped on the spot after the horse ruptured his goolies, if so. Was the mare jealous of his two-timing with the nanny goat?
So I have to go back to #2, and I realize "I've experienced most of these" in life. Thankfully we can blame alcohol for some. Except for #5. #5 can be part of the last hurrah, when it's time to land. Jerry
#1: There would be no animals raped on this day, or probably the next few months.
#6: "Kids! Your mom's home!"
#7: Hope there's an extinguisher handy, or things might turn ugly in a hurry. As someone who's spent a lot of time as the IT guy, I've never seen this happen firsthand. I normally would recommend a Brother product too, as they don't have the built in obsolescence that Epson and the like are so fond of.
My Brother printer just died this week after many years of good service. I mourn the cheap ink, but the new printer is a lot faster/quieter, and I found a cheap ink cartridge reload kit on eBay. -Ed in Wa
#6 - Stinkin' Chinese. I've got to vent somewhere. Today my company had a Lunch-and-Learn. Us plebes weren't invited but were told that there's WAY too much food and to help yourself after the meeting was over. I went in to grab some wings and pizza after it was over only to see the Chinese reps that brought the food were packing up the leftovers and bringing it with them!
Nuts are tight on no.9
ReplyDeleteWrench was also too close to the shaft as in it touched.
DeleteNuts are crushed on no. 9
Delete#6 - DWO - Driving While Oriental
ReplyDeleteGet back in the passing lane doing 40 where you belong.
Delete#9 There are a lot of safety arguments against using cheater pipes, but there are one or two in favor of using them safely, too. The first criteria for using them safely is being smart enough to not do the kinds of things that Mr. Goatee is doing in #9.
ReplyDelete#9 is fun. Remember dummy, unless you're either handicapped or a 500lb lard sack you can lift more on that breaker bar than you can get juming around. That way the only nuts you bust are the ones on the tractor!
ReplyDeleteSpot on. You can always apply more force at less risk when lifting the bar. Only time I’ve done anything remotely like this was a parking lot wheel bearing replacement without a torque wrench. I measured and marked the right spot on the bar and GENTLY stepped up on it. Checked it a couple days later with a proper torque wrench and it was within 3 ft-lbs.
DeleteAlso check for left hand threads.
Delete1. Idiot. Never stand in front of a stud or annoyed mare. They strike.
ReplyDeleteBesides that, a man in a dress ought to get kicked in the nuts.
Delete--Tennessee Budd
#9: Every Christmas this event is commemorated with a performance by Tchaikovsky.
ReplyDelete#7 gives new meaning to the expression “Hot off the presses!”
ReplyDeleteThat 747, a “Dreamlifter,” continued on in its flight from Taranto, Italy, to Charleston SC. I occasionally see Dreamlifters overfly my house at cruise altitude en route Everett WA.
ReplyDeleteI live right next to CHS airport. Love watching this bird come in. I nick-named it "Thunderbird-2".
DeleteWhat is dropping off of the jet in the last few seconds?
DeleteA wheel.
Delete#2, is that her teeth coming out?
ReplyDeleteStarker here, it's one of the bows in her hair.
Delete#6 is guilty of “driving while Asian”.
ReplyDeleteNo.1 got a good painful kick to the groin, but not the family jewels. He’d have dropped on the spot after the horse ruptured his goolies, if so. Was the mare jealous of his two-timing with the nanny goat?
ReplyDeleteSo I have to go back to #2, and I realize "I've experienced most of these" in life. Thankfully we can blame alcohol for some.
ReplyDeleteExcept for #5.
#5 can be part of the last hurrah, when it's time to land.
Jerry
#4 Can't operate a mop and bucket , but thinks $15.00 per hour is not enough wages.
ReplyDeleteThat girl needs to join the Navy.
DeleteLearn how to properly drive a cadillac.
By the time he cleans up that mess, he will have a better understanding of the way it works!!
Delete#5 is like those Russian videos where the wheel comes off the truck going down the highway.
ReplyDelete#1: There would be no animals raped on this day, or probably the next few months.
ReplyDelete#6: "Kids! Your mom's home!"
#7: Hope there's an extinguisher handy, or things might turn ugly in a hurry. As someone who's spent a lot of time as the IT guy, I've never seen this happen firsthand. I normally would recommend a Brother product too, as they don't have the built in obsolescence that Epson and the like are so fond of.
This can happen to any laser printer because the fuser wire gets very hot. If the paper jams just so so...
DeleteMy Brother printer just died this week after many years of good service. I mourn the cheap ink, but the new printer is a lot faster/quieter, and I found a cheap ink cartridge reload kit on eBay.
Delete-Ed in Wa
#6 - Stinkin' Chinese. I've got to vent somewhere. Today my company had a Lunch-and-Learn. Us plebes weren't invited but were told that there's WAY too much food and to help yourself after the meeting was over. I went in to grab some wings and pizza after it was over only to see the Chinese reps that brought the food were packing up the leftovers and bringing it with them!
ReplyDeleteI was really hangry after that shit!