Muhammad Shafi, a convicted rapist who served time for the sexual assault of a 75-year-old woman; Bhagaval Sing, a Haiku poet and massage parlor owner; and his wife Laila Singh, who helped run the business, stand accused of the human sacrifice, torture, murder, dismemberment and partial consumption of two women in their 50s, according to Kerala Police. They were arraigned on Wednesday.
Advice to casual cannibal gourmets going down to the Raj cafeteria: Eat your fill at the pussy station. Curry sauce will be provided at no extra cost. However, anything in excess will give you indigestion.
ReplyDeleteyou would think the meat on a younger person would be more tender.
ReplyDeleteOld people are fine, just have to braise them.
DeleteDaryl
I used to absolutely seethe when, a few years back, sports reporters and other yammering jackasses all started using the non-term 'threepeat'.
ReplyDeleteIMHO, anyone who uses 'throuple' in text or conversation deserves to be tortured, murdered, and eaten themselves.
"English, motherfucker, do you speak it?"