back in 1996 I think it was, my brother and I got low on beer and had to make a run. put chains on the 4runner and 2 shovels in the back. had to go to 4 different beer stores before we found one open. after that, we stocked up on more than a couple of cases when it snows. it took the city more than a week to clear half the roads.
one of these was nearly inexcusable. with that said, #20 - funny #17 - funnier #16 - go home, then she'll have to pay for the ambulance and the coroner's office. #14 - living dangerously #13 - even funnier #5 - guilty as charged...
#15 Not quite so bad in my case. I was in a record store with a friend and pointed out a Culture Club album cover and said the singer could be kind of cute if she wanted to. And my friend replied "You mean Boy George?"
#3 is sad. You guys that laugh at it probably laugh at potty-humor too. Keep in mind, you are ALL old and your time is coming. What is next is going to be permanent. Permanent. I am a viet nam vet but I sure work at not associating with other....."vets"...... Grouchy old is an example for you.
Loved #3, #13 took me a bit and now I'm still laughing, #19, no doubt about it! & #20, I'm afraid you're going to burn for that one LOL
ReplyDeleteHe may burn, but what is going to happen to those of us who thought it was funny??!!!
DeleteYou'll burn too
DeleteWe’ll burn that bridge when we come to it..
DeleteFuck it, I rigged that bridge with OKC levels of demo.
DeleteAlways burn the bridge after you cross it. That way there's no going back.
Deleteback in 1996 I think it was, my brother and I got low on beer and had to make a run.
ReplyDeleteput chains on the 4runner and 2 shovels in the back. had to go to 4 different beer stores before we found one open. after that, we stocked up on more than a couple of cases
when it snows. it took the city more than a week to clear half the roads.
Hah, #7. UFC, though.
ReplyDeleteone of these was nearly inexcusable. with that said,
ReplyDelete#20 - funny
#17 - funnier
#16 - go home, then she'll have to pay for the ambulance and the coroner's office.
#14 - living dangerously
#13 - even funnier
#5 - guilty as charged...
the rest of them made up for it.
#15: I had a similar experience 45 years ago watching "Kiss".
ReplyDelete#15 Not quite so bad in my case. I was in a record store with a friend and pointed out a Culture Club album cover and said the singer could be kind of cute if she wanted to. And my friend replied "You mean Boy George?"
ReplyDelete#3 is sad. You guys that laugh at it probably laugh at potty-humor too. Keep in mind, you are ALL old and your time is coming. What is next is going to be permanent. Permanent. I am a viet nam vet but I sure work at not associating with other....."vets"...... Grouchy old is an example for you.
ReplyDeleteI do not understand #13
ReplyDeleteHe's marching first just like she said.
DeleteThe situation is obvious after reading your explanation.
Delete.
PS:
I feel extra dumb this morning...