#1 - Shit, I remember the days when a fiver would get you in. #13 - Happily make a mold of of your butthole? How happy can you be doing something like that? Also, WHY!!! #17 - I bought my wife one of those nice Hitachi vibrators 15 years ago. I have gotten laid since and I think one of my daughters stole it!
All great. #'s 9,11, & 15 stood out for me
ReplyDeleteIt's Tony - he's still alive! Praise the lord...
DeleteNever trust a fart, particularly if you're an old fart.
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#9 came early around my place. It's so dry that the trees have been dropping leaves for at least a couple of weeks now.
ReplyDeleteThat is some funny stuff right there. I can laugh now, but I know in the near future, I'll have to face the "boss Karen" though.
ReplyDeleteI’m handing out chocolate anuses for Halloween.
ReplyDeleteI was going to do that too, but the Secret Service wouldn't let me dip Joe
DeleteI hand out habaneros as candy pumpkins. ;)
Delete19 & 20
ReplyDeleteWhy do you need a baby? Jimmy Carr's joke was that hiring babysitters, who are typically 16-17 are much cheaper than escorts.
ReplyDelete#11,? i don't get it .
ReplyDeleteHim smells fishy,
DeleteHer pencil (dick) eraser.
#1 - Shit, I remember the days when a fiver would get you in.
ReplyDelete#13 - Happily make a mold of of your butthole? How happy can you be doing something like that? Also, WHY!!!
#17 - I bought my wife one of those nice Hitachi vibrators 15 years ago. I have gotten laid since and I think one of my daughters stole it!
Lucky #13, may I have white chocolate?
ReplyDeleteI want a Snickers butthole candy.
ReplyDeleteMaybe A Butterfinger'er .........
A round of applause. Great set.
ReplyDeleteSnickers with extra peanuts.....
ReplyDeleteMight be I've had a cocktail or two, but i don't get #20.
ReplyDeleteBlack History Month on the banners above the bananas?
Delete#19 as an old friend once taught me “pussy ain’t got no face” words to live by.
ReplyDeleteIzzat like, "All cats are gray in the dark"?
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