#1 - I never liked Glocks and I'm not sure why... #5 - Now I see a reason for dryer sheets!!! My wife always uses them and I always yell at her. I'm like 'what the fuck do you use these things for, all they do is add wax and chemicals to our clothes'. I'll shut up now...
"HOW DAIRY!" LOL --nines
ReplyDeleteThe cow kind of looks like Greta, doesn't she?
DeleteNo, you got it backwards. Greta looks like a cow.
DeleteThe cow is backwards. The backside of the cow spews forth the same substance as Greta's yap. & I would eat a cow.
DeletePoor cow.
DeleteFinely twisted humor.
ReplyDelete#5- Two words: Downy Dryer Sheets.
ReplyDelete#1 - I never liked Glocks and I'm not sure why...
ReplyDelete#5 - Now I see a reason for dryer sheets!!! My wife always uses them and I always yell at her. I'm like 'what the fuck do you use these things for, all they do is add wax and chemicals to our clothes'. I'll shut up now...
Evidently, I need to laugh, cause dammit, I had to get the inhaler out. Thank you!
ReplyDeleteThat's a Florida girl not Alabama.
ReplyDeletehaw can ye tell?
DeleteNa, them Gator girls prefer doggie. Alabama girls never turn their backs on family.
DeleteRoll Tide.
Excellent laughs as always. Thanks for these, my fav thing on the whole internets.
ReplyDeleteMy cousin gets creeped out by Downs people … which is exactly why I had to send #10.
ReplyDeletegreat post as always! thank God for this blog!
ReplyDeleteWirecutter, please explain the first meme, sorry if I’m a dullard.
ReplyDeletePumpkin Spice Latte is a college girl drink served at Starbucks this time of year.
Delete#3 That was me, before i retired.
ReplyDeleteWhich reminds me- tomorrow is Payday!
EDIT Should have been #4 oops.
ReplyDelete#11 made me literally laugh out loud. #4 and #8 were also very good. Thanks wirecutter.
ReplyDelete#15... That chick has most definitely taken some jiu-jitsu classes. Near perfect rear naked choke!
ReplyDelete#15: Choke is LOCKED. Good fucking night.
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