It went viral this week. It was the traditional 'Will you marry me' scene at a large public event, but instead of a real ring, it was one of those candy rings. She has no sense of humor. He should run.
Going to disagree with most here. A joke is a joke, but a marriage proposal isn't funny - it's a contract telling the other "I got your back, through thick and thin." Her reaction is from feeling humiliated. Public humiliation is bad. I've been married to same woman for over 26 years. First for me, second time for her. Good times, bad times, illnesses, hospital stays, funerals of respective parents, retirement - Life.
A marriage proposal is NOT a contract. The actual marriage is. The proposal is just an offer to enter into a contract. It can be accepted or rejected. And if accepted, it can be unconditionally accepted or conditionally accepted.
Or maybe he already knew about her less than admirable qualities and it was his clever ways of dumping her sorry ass. He probably realized that if he gracefully attempted to bow out of the relationship she would be stalking him and when outright rejected she'd probably pull some Red Flag B.S. on him or perhaps even pull a Lorena Bobbitt on him some dark night.
#3- The world's tallest tree, Hyperion, 380 feet tall. Discovered in 2006 and already the tree huggers are destroying what they love by trying to find and hug it instead of leaving it be and enjoying it from afar. In July 2022, the Redwood Park superintendent closed the entire area around the tree, citing "devastation of the habitat surrounding Hyperion" caused by visitors. Meanwhile, it's latitude and longitude are right there on the tree's Wikipedia page. Duh.
#3 - That tree has outproduced all the other trees. In socialism/communism we would say that tree is evil, greedy, just wants more air and sunshine. Why does it deserve such height? Is it really that much better than all the other trees that it deserves so much more sunlight?
Answer: No. It had the ability to grow and found itself in the right conditions at the right time to flourish.
Or it's like my ex-paratrooper Dad, watching 17-year-old drunk me making like a badass & wanting to fight (it happened). He should have beaten the shit out of me--modern-day me would have--but he just smirked & avoided all my clumsiness until I fell on my ass, then told me to get in the house before I hurt myself. --Tennessee Budd
#2: I'm torn on this. On the one hand, she's got that high maintenance, too much makeup, takes herself too seriously, still dresses for attention even though middle school was a decade ago because she requires constant validation look, and needs to lighten up a bit. But OTOH maybe don't pull a stunt like that where the whole world might see it.
#7: Someone needs a walk.
#8: He's probably had more than his share of self inflicted head injuries over the years.
Now I want a donut!
ReplyDelete#2: I can't tell what he's offering her, but that skinny no-tits bitch needs to ESAD.
ReplyDeleteIt went viral this week. It was the traditional 'Will you marry me' scene at a large public event, but instead of a real ring, it was one of those candy rings. She has no sense of humor. He should run.
DeleteGoing to disagree with most here. A joke is a joke, but a marriage proposal isn't funny - it's a contract telling the other "I got your back, through thick and thin." Her reaction is from feeling humiliated. Public humiliation is bad. I've been married to same woman for over 26 years. First for me, second time for her. Good times, bad times, illnesses, hospital stays, funerals of respective parents, retirement - Life.
DeleteThe total eclipse was awesome! I chased that from California to Wyoming, and I’ll never forget it!
DeleteI’ve seen that pic before. Any idea where that lone giant is?
Is that a sausage in his pants, or was he glad to see her? LMAO.
DeleteCrotalus - it's in the extreme northwest corner of California. See Elmo's comment in this thread.
DeleteA marriage proposal is NOT a contract. The actual marriage is. The proposal is just an offer to enter into a contract. It can be accepted or rejected. And if accepted, it can be unconditionally accepted or conditionally accepted.
DeleteI'm going with a complete scripted setup, just for the views.
Delete#2 Dodged a bullet. Lucky he found out what kind of a temper and short fuse that bitch has.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe he already knew about her less than admirable qualities and it was his clever ways of dumping her sorry ass. He probably realized that if he gracefully attempted to bow out of the relationship she would be stalking him and when outright rejected she'd probably pull some Red Flag B.S. on him or perhaps even pull a Lorena Bobbitt on him some dark night.
DeleteImagine the outrage if he slapped her… she will face absolutely no consequences from striking him will thousands of witnesses… but muh patriarchy…lol
Delete#2. I play AC/DC for love songs....
ReplyDelete#10: I didn't see a stage where they added doughnut flavour - 'nuff sed!
ReplyDelete#3 - The forrest reacting to Dorothy Stratten camping there in 1980.
ReplyDelete#5: Right there is where two fools met.
ReplyDeleteDonut
ReplyDelete#3: Poorly cammoed cell tower.
ReplyDeleteLooks like they put the branches on inverted - large on top, small on the bottom.
Delete#3- The world's tallest tree, Hyperion, 380 feet tall. Discovered in 2006 and already the tree huggers are destroying what they love by trying to find and hug it instead of leaving it be and enjoying it from afar. In July 2022, the Redwood Park superintendent closed the entire area around the tree, citing "devastation of the habitat surrounding Hyperion" caused by visitors.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, it's latitude and longitude are right there on the tree's Wikipedia page. Duh.
#3 - That tree has outproduced all the other trees. In socialism/communism we would say that tree is evil, greedy, just wants more air and sunshine. Why does it deserve such height? Is it really that much better than all the other trees that it deserves so much more sunlight?
ReplyDeleteAnswer: No. It had the ability to grow and found itself in the right conditions at the right time to flourish.
Dude in #2 needs to run in the opposite direction and fast
ReplyDelete#8. Dude, there's a mop in the closet.
ReplyDelete#7: The cat realizes that dogs who drink coffee have superpowers cats are unable to match.
ReplyDeleteOr it's like my ex-paratrooper Dad, watching 17-year-old drunk me making like a badass & wanting to fight (it happened). He should have beaten the shit out of me--modern-day me would have--but he just smirked & avoided all my clumsiness until I fell on my ass, then told me to get in the house before I hurt myself.
Delete--Tennessee Budd
He makes a fool of her in public and she slaps him. Perfect match. I hear wedding bells.
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#2: I'm torn on this. On the one hand, she's got that high maintenance, too much makeup, takes herself too seriously, still dresses for attention even though middle school was a decade ago because she requires constant validation look, and needs to lighten up a bit. But OTOH maybe don't pull a stunt like that where the whole world might see it.
ReplyDelete#7: Someone needs a walk.
#8: He's probably had more than his share of self inflicted head injuries over the years.
2) He never saw that commercial, I guess.
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