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Tuesday, October 25, 2022

Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

BROWARD COUNTY, Fla. – Investigators in Lauderhill say police have stepped up patrols in a neighborhood where a well-dressed man, armed with a machete, has been showing up on residents’ doorbell cameras in the middle of the night.
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5 comments:

  1. bogsidebunnyOctober 25, 2022 at 10:01 AM

    By his actions he appears to be a recent escapee from a NYC. Shaloin monestery

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  2. AnonymousOctober 25, 2022 at 10:58 AM

    Living in a meth infested city as I do, I won't answer my door if I'm not expecting someone. This kind of thing sums up why.

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  3. AnonymousOctober 25, 2022 at 12:21 PM

    Exactly why I have outside cameras & driveway alarm.

    By the time he pushes my doorbell I'll greet him with a dose of encouragement to never pull this shit again.

    Don't come to my home w bad intentions. :)

    ch

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  4. ABEOctober 25, 2022 at 4:57 PM

    Is that a real machete... I mean
    is that a Mexican machete
    Or is that a sears machete?
    Hmmm... No foolin...

    Replace machete with poncho and it's from the great Frank Zappa song Camarillo Brillo.

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  5. SeditionOctober 25, 2022 at 5:42 PM

    Proper response, a 12 gauge with defender rounds and an impromptu game of "peek-a-boo" from around the corner.

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