Guy with the cute girl head? Now I'm totally confused, can't tell for sure one way or the other. If it's a girl, cute but stupid, good for only one thing. If it's a guy, just a waste of protein.
Number Three: Based on the sitting position -- legs apart to allow space for the equipment -- in my opinion, 'cute' girl face is a male. . Oh, and surprise!, squeezed balloons can pop. . An aside: A portrait of several biden mucky-mucks standing in a line shows the toes of the females pointing ahead. The toes of the freak-show female impersonators splay to allow space for the equipment. The difference is immediately obvious.
#7 This is why when I do cut from a ladder, I position the ladder out of the path of the branch because it will bounce and knock the ladder effectively every time. Saw it in plenty of youtube videos first so I was ready for it the first time my ladder got knocked out from under me and had a quick escape in mind. Wish I could afford a tree pruner but, priorities. Oh, no insurance either. :P
#8 This is one of many reasons why I don't ski and prefer my sports to be PC games.
#10 Saw a movie or two like this once, drowning doesn't suit me but there are worse ways to go.
Anony sorry to disagree, but I drown once and barely survived. Took me a month to get close to normal since I inhaled a gallon of chlorine-tainted swimming pool water. And that was just from the physical effects. Drowning has gotta be the worst.
#1 - Never realized how the rodeo and circus acrobats practiced. What an ingenious machine. She's doing far better than I can - or any of Anon assholes here. #9 - Little man needs to learn to look up! #10 - No, just no.....
Many, many, years ago in a land far away (OK, San Diego), a shipmate demonstrated to me that if you feed a shitload of quarters into a sandwich vending machine, you can keep pulling sammiches as long as the carousel is rotating and the machine is making change. The trick is to feed in too many quarters, but fewer than the total cost of the purloined sandwiches. I never tried it but found it interesting. I absolutely detest thieves. Ask me how to buy a sandwich at McD's while getting your food and the change and your twenty back. Another shipmate; who had been a McD's manager and taught all the staff how to run the scam so as to not be fooled by it.
I really didn't pay much attention to #3 until you guys mentioned it. Then I went back and looked again. Yeah, from the neck down, that definitely looks like a dude. Never mind the tats, notice how big and hairy the arms and legs are. However, from the neck up, it's a teenage girl.
#2, I don't care how ingenious he is, this guy is still a thief. Most folks don't realize it but a lot of vending machines are run by independent contractors. My dad used to do it as a sideline, but he quit because after the costs of the machines - which he leased - the time and effort of stocking and restocking the things, and the costs of the stock itself; he barely recovered his costs. Add in the thievery, and it quickly became not worth the effort.
#8, "The agony of defeat."
#9, Giant skeletons seem to have been a thing this year. They were all over the place around here.
#10?? That is just stupid. When I was in junior high, one of my classmates was killed when he fell into a storm drain right after a hard rain and was swept down the pipe. A cousin of his who I didn't know, was also killed when he jumped in to try and save him.
#1 Training for a sport called Vaulting. Basically, gymnastics on a cantering horse. Sometimes you'll see as many as three people up on the horse. My kids did it a little bit.
Is #10 a storm drain? That seems less than safe.
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Not a storm drain. It's Mother Natures stupid people toilet flushing
DeleteCousin drowned in a storm sewer at 13 years old 50 years ago. Not a joke
Delete'Search for missing teen enters 3rd day'
DeleteFamily continues search for its missing genius... Film at 11.
Delete#3 Now she's ready for her big date.
ReplyDeleteThat's ONE date I do not want to risk.
Delete#4 - They're driving back to the shop that did their front brakes 18 months ago to complain that they're making noise.
ReplyDeleteHow come the rear wheel isn't turning though?
DeleteDoing so with the parking brake engaged is a nice touch.
DeleteSame reason helicopter blades appear to not turn - it's all in the shutter speed of the camera.
DeleteSomebody better explain that guy with the cute girl head, squeezing balloons, it’s ruining my day.
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts too. My, little girl, what big manly hands and arms you have.
DeleteGuy with the cute girl head? Now I'm totally confused, can't tell for sure one way or the other. If it's a girl, cute but stupid, good for only one thing. If it's a guy, just a waste of protein.
DeleteNumber Three:
DeleteBased on the sitting position -- legs apart to allow space for the equipment -- in my opinion, 'cute' girl face is a male.
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Oh, and surprise!, squeezed balloons can pop.
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An aside:
A portrait of several biden mucky-mucks standing in a line shows the toes of the females pointing ahead.
The toes of the freak-show female impersonators splay to allow space for the equipment.
The difference is immediately obvious.
If she plays with those balls long enough, she's gonna get white stuff all over her face.
ReplyDelete#2 I wonder how much that particular machinery costs. Looks like Rich Daddy syndrome.
ReplyDeleteWhatever. The ass with the tape measure is still a thief. I hate thieves.
DeleteYeah, I don't care if he's stealing a quarter of a dollar or a quarter of a million dollars. A thief is a thief is a thief.
DeleteYeah, meant #1 not #2. Inflation hitting everywhere.
Delete#1 Stick to sucking dicks, Karen
ReplyDelete#3 Yea Karen, like that's the first time that's happened to you
#3 not the first time she has had something white on her face.
ReplyDelete# 7, been their, done that.
ReplyDelete#7 This is why when I do cut from a ladder, I position the ladder out of the path of the branch because it will bounce and knock the ladder effectively every time. Saw it in plenty of youtube videos first so I was ready for it the first time my ladder got knocked out from under me and had a quick escape in mind. Wish I could afford a tree pruner but, priorities. Oh, no insurance either. :P
ReplyDelete#8 This is one of many reasons why I don't ski and prefer my sports to be PC games.
#10 Saw a movie or two like this once, drowning doesn't suit me but there are worse ways to go.
- Arc
Anony sorry to disagree, but I drown once and barely survived. Took me a month to get close to normal since I inhaled a gallon of chlorine-tainted swimming pool water. And that was just from the physical effects. Drowning has gotta be the worst.
Delete#1 - Never realized how the rodeo and circus acrobats practiced. What an ingenious machine. She's doing far better than I can - or any of Anon assholes here.
ReplyDelete#9 - Little man needs to learn to look up!
#10 - No, just no.....
Ever go down a fish ladder? Or under K woolen mill to Willamette . Yes gooder old Oregon.
ReplyDelete#2 - In Tennessee, breaking into a vending machine is a felony and will get a person a year in jail. (A friend of mine told me this).
ReplyDeleteGotta work on sticking that dismount up there. --nines
ReplyDeleteMany, many, years ago in a land far away (OK, San Diego), a shipmate demonstrated to me that if you feed a shitload of quarters into a sandwich vending machine, you can keep pulling sammiches as long as the carousel is rotating and the machine is making change. The trick is to feed in too many quarters, but fewer than the total cost of the purloined sandwiches. I never tried it but found it interesting. I absolutely detest thieves. Ask me how to buy a sandwich at McD's while getting your food and the change and your twenty back. Another shipmate; who had been a McD's manager and taught all the staff how to run the scam so as to not be fooled by it.
ReplyDeleteI really didn't pay much attention to #3 until you guys mentioned it. Then I went back and looked again. Yeah, from the neck down, that definitely looks like a dude. Never mind the tats, notice how big and hairy the arms and legs are. However, from the neck up, it's a teenage girl.
ReplyDelete#2, I don't care how ingenious he is, this guy is still a thief. Most folks don't realize it but a lot of vending machines are run by independent contractors. My dad used to do it as a sideline, but he quit because after the costs of the machines - which he leased - the time and effort of stocking and restocking the things, and the costs of the stock itself; he barely recovered his costs. Add in the thievery, and it quickly became not worth the effort.
#8, "The agony of defeat."
#9, Giant skeletons seem to have been a thing this year. They were all over the place around here.
#10?? That is just stupid. When I was in junior high, one of my classmates was killed when he fell into a storm drain right after a hard rain and was swept down the pipe. A cousin of his who I didn't know, was also killed when he jumped in to try and save him.
Have you ever looked at Serena Williams’ arms and legs? The bracelet the blonde is wearing doesn’t look like male jewelry.
Delete#1 Training for a sport called Vaulting. Basically, gymnastics on a cantering horse. Sometimes you'll see as many as three people up on the horse. My kids did it a little bit.
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