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Monday, November 21, 2022

Fucking Mondays...

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22 comments:

  1. 30 cars with flat tires. Hardware store and tire shop owners seen high fiving

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    1. I was about 1 of 15 to stop in front of NAS Jax years ago for the same thing. Nails. I only got 1 tire with about 5 nails. I saw several others w/ multiple tires out!

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    2. Was doing a charity bike ride years ago from Houston to Austin and some idiot threw black tacks all over about a 500 yard stretch. Hundreds of flats. Not funny.

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    3. I was on I 285 outer going across the top end. It was almost bumper to bumper at 70 mph. A Porsche 944 was lane hopping trying to get ahead. A old 4 door pickup with a utility body and a dozen ladders strapped to the ladder rack. The 944 pulled behind the truck just as a 5 gallon bucket of paint fell off. Total mayhem occurred and the little red 944 was suddenly white.

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  2. Guess I'm slow this morning, but I don't get #5.

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    1. The chicken in that sandwich is raw.

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    2. It's also a "What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm." situation. The chicken is raw. And it's also half-eaten.

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    3. I got a chicken sandwich that under cooked once. Asked for my $6 back. They said they couldn't do That but would make me another one. I replied I had really lost my taste for chicken at that point and pointed out they didn't do so well on that one so NO !! They gave me my money back as soon as I put my hand on the counter along with half my body

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    4. And THAT is the reason I rarely eat chicken that either my wife or myself haven't cooked.

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  3. Learning not to cook in glass on a stove top is a hard lesson
    Fake Goodyear welt
    Daryl

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  4. #3 In my youth I could pop a boner that strong!

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  5. $15/hour and you still get what you get.

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  6. #2: But, but, but the GPS said to exit now.

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  7. C. H-bar-h, #6 I think I can make it. #7 Shoe Goop. Works like a champ.

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  8. #10. So when does that not happen? I just get out the trusty TL-29 and trim it out.

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  9. #7 A few weeks ago at work, I noticed the sole of a shoe in the middle of the floor. Thought to myself... Huh, some dumbass lost the bottom of their shoe. A few minutes later, I figured out the dumbass was me.

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  10. #3: Sometimes I'll buy "cheap" jeans and they'll last years. Sometimes this happens after the second wash.

    #10: I find it rare for this to NOT happen.

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  11. #2 Play stupid games...

    #3 Between rips and restricted movement, I opt to wear basketball shorts or sweats now. No more rips on "new" chinesium or in the case of my last pair, El Salvadorian. I'm not paying some $60+ for a pair of jeans unless I'm filthy rich and they better be made in the USA with US cotton. Corporations love cheap products because people keep buying replacements and ultimately spend more.

    #5 Place should be shut down for health violations, don't cook frozen chicken unless you are boiling it at a roll for half an hour.

    #8 Razor blade will get that wax off w/o damage if the owner is careful. A little rubbing alcohol for the residue.

    #10 is routine.

    - Arc

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    1. I've been buying the Blue Mountain brand of jeans and pants from Tractor Supply and they last a long time. Often they are priced at $10, these are a good value

      Deacon in Louisiana

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    2. Make sure it’s a new razor blade though, a dull one will scratch.
      Buddha

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  12. #5 is that what Nancy Pelosi’s vagina looks like?
    MadMarlin

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