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Monday, November 21, 2022

Get Taylor Swift front row seats, or buy this instead

Don’t buy this; buy that instead. 

Taylor Swift fans worldwide shelled out millions of dollars for tickets to the singer’s Eras Tour, assuming they could log into Ticketmaster. 

If you couldn’t buy tickets to Swift’s tour but still have the money for it, here is what you can buy instead of a front-row seat to see the Anti-Hero singer.

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Heresy, I say, heresy!!!!!
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12 comments:

  1. Glypto DropemNovember 21, 2022 at 8:50 AM

    $11K... I could buy quite a few toys that go bang instead, and get way more enjoyment

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  2. bogsidebunnyNovember 21, 2022 at 8:55 AM

    Instead of Taylor front row tickets, they listed everything from pallets of Arizona Ice tea, a week at Disney Land or trip to Rome, but absolutely nada about an unlimited amount of Glock-19s and a lifetime supply of 9mm ammo.

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  3. AnonymousNovember 21, 2022 at 8:57 AM

    $11,000.00 for ONE ticket? FFS, why would someone pay that kind of money to see this woman, or any celebrity for that matter? Crazy days...
    Ed

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  4. Henk VandenberghNovember 21, 2022 at 9:00 AM

    Let's not forget: PAY OFF YOUR COLLEGE LOANS.

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  5. AnonymousNovember 21, 2022 at 9:11 AM

    Only thing worse that a Taylor Swift concert would be enduring a "Shrieking" Adele gig.

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    1. Univ of Saigon 68November 21, 2022 at 11:00 AM

      I can think of at least one other thing worse. Anything having to do with Yoko Ono.

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    2. Rick TNovember 21, 2022 at 1:20 PM

      How much would you pay to be excused from attending????

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  6. KidNovember 21, 2022 at 9:15 AM

    11 grand to watch someone sing? Nuke it from orbit, only way to be sure.

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    1. bogsidebunnyNovember 21, 2022 at 10:01 AM

      I might consider the 11 grand if I could real-time watch Ray Ban Joe bent over a log and anally raped by a coupe dozen 350 pound, syphilis infected MS-13 cartel members as he squeeled like a pig.

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    2. Univ of Saigon 68November 21, 2022 at 11:01 AM

      Save your money. Things keep going the way they are you may get to watch it for free.

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  7. Bright EyesNovember 21, 2022 at 9:44 AM

    Here these sons a bitches can buy expensive concert tickets but can't pay back a student loan?

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