I am lucky: my wife is not a date person and neither one of us know our marriage date to a certainty. It is mid to late august of 1989. That is as good as we get.
The only reason I know my wife's birthday is because I have to recite it several times a month to pick up her prescriptions, and our anniversary because it's the day before April Fool's Day.
Same here, picking up her meds, although the one year I forgot when I was out of town, she cussed me out and went and bought herself an AR-15 for herself.
And I'm the one who remembers our anniversary because it is on the same date that I broke my hip the previous year, 20th of August. Been 23 years so far.
She bought herself an AR? Let me know if y'all ever split. The 20th of August is the day my dad died. Easy to remember seeing as it was one of the worst days of my life.
I'd think twice before I cut that cake. There was no forgetting my late wife's birthday or the anniversary, she start reminding a month in advance and telling me where she wanted to go.
I have all the important dates (as in if I forget them I'm in trouble) on my computer calendar. There's a warning two weeks in advance so I can get cards and presents.
Yeah I might forget a stupid date like that anniversary, but important ones not so much. And to receive something like that from a spouse, well let me tell you, I would take it and smash it against a wall and tell the cunt, “see your writing on the wall, now?” Signals man signals. Man will only take so much, then other options come into play. Its good to have options, back ups to your back up plan. As I sit in sunny southern Arizona for another winter. The last wife is prolly still mucking stalls, in the snow. Hey bitch enjoy that cake? Prolly more than you guys wanted to hear.
I am lucky: my wife is not a date person and neither one of us know our marriage date to a certainty. It is mid to late august of 1989. That is as good as we get.
ReplyDeleteThe only reason I know my wife's birthday is because I have to recite it several times a month to pick up her prescriptions, and our anniversary because it's the day before April Fool's Day.
DeleteSame here, picking up her meds, although the one year I forgot when I was out of town, she cussed me out and went and bought herself an AR-15 for herself.
DeleteAnd I'm the one who remembers our anniversary because it is on the same date that I broke my hip the previous year, 20th of August. Been 23 years so far.
She bought herself an AR? Let me know if y'all ever split.
DeleteThe 20th of August is the day my dad died. Easy to remember seeing as it was one of the worst days of my life.
Okay, so you know the date.
DeleteBut do you remember which day it is?
It wouldn't be, say on Thursday you see it is the day after her birfdate.
I'd think twice before I cut that cake.
ReplyDeleteThere was no forgetting my late wife's birthday or the anniversary, she start reminding a month in advance and telling me where she wanted to go.
Oh yea, she makes me write he dob down so I don't forget it when I pick up the meds
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I have all the important dates (as in if I forget them I'm in trouble) on my computer calendar. There's a warning two weeks in advance so I can get cards and presents.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, but if I forgot something, you will need to be specific in your reminder about what it was.
ReplyDeleteYeah I might forget a stupid date like that anniversary, but important ones not so much. And to receive something like that from a spouse, well let me tell you, I would take it and smash it against a wall and tell the cunt, “see your writing on the wall, now?” Signals man signals. Man will only take so much, then other options come into play. Its good to have options, back ups to your back up plan.
ReplyDeleteAs I sit in sunny southern Arizona for another winter. The last wife is prolly still mucking stalls, in the snow. Hey bitch enjoy that cake?
Prolly more than you guys wanted to hear.
Forgot wut?
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