Pages


Thursday, November 10, 2022

Party hearty, John, party hearty

FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. - John Tyson, the Chief Financial Officer of Tyson Foods, is accused of getting drunk, entering a stranger’s house and passing out in a bed, according to local reports. 

According to the Washington County Sheriff’s Office, he was arrested and charged on Nov. 6 with public intoxication and criminal trespassing. He was booked and later released from jail.

7 comments:

  1. Just what ya you expect from a chicken plucker.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Was he looking for Paul?

    ReplyDelete
  3. Its Arkansas, big deal......

    ReplyDelete
  4. Just in passing: it does me good to encounter somebody sufficiently literate to spell that phrase "party hearty" instead of "party hardy."

    Good on you.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Thank you. Proper spelling of outdated expressions is important, ya know.

      Delete
    2. I think both are now accepted as being correct, but “party hearty” is the original idiom.

      Delete
    3. Yeah but party hardy makes no sense whatsoever. Makes it sound like work.

      Delete

All comments are moderated due to spam, drunks and trolls.
Keep 'em civil, coherent, short, and on topic.