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Thursday, November 17, 2022

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KENT, England - Two men from England have been sentenced to several years in jail after causing "huge damage to businesses" by using excavators to steal cash machines.

The case relates to six incidents in Kent, during which diggers were used in an attempt to remove cash machines and the money they contained from the walls of businesses.

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SIX incidents over two years???!!!  Where in the hell were the cops? It's not like an excavator is going to make a speedy getaway.

7 comments:

  1. Lol, last time I did one it was raining and we were in a hurry. Got that Ex strapped down to the lo boy in 45 minutes with the drivers help.

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  2. Steal a backhoe, transport it to near the crime, rip the ATM outa, load the ATM, leave the hoe and drive off. Ergo, DNA evidence at the scene.

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    1. Seems I remember reading somewhere the machines have transponders so they are easily located. Or some kind of tracking device.
      MadMarlin

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  3. I thought those machines had a dye packet that destroyed the money if you tried breaking in to them.
    Daryl

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  4. It's Limey Land. The coppers are too busy bustin' people for "hurtfull" posts on FaceBook.to be worried about petty thefts and murders.

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  5. The cops were probably monitoring people on the internet for "wrong-think". I really wish I was joking about that.

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  6. The ones who do this are the stinking gypsy parasites who have no fixed address, and steal anything not nailed down. Oh, and for BB, most of them are Irish tinkers and criminal scum that the Garda are only too happy to see the back of

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