A man using a walker robbed a Downtown Fresno bank on Tuesday, managing to get a short distance away before he was arrested, according to the Fresno Police Department.
I've heard of one bank robber that made it even easier to catch him. This was a very small town, downtown was one block on one side of the street. A guy robbed the bank, walked past the sheriff's station, went into the restaurant, and ordered a meal.
A Walker? He shoulda opted for motorized crutches.
ReplyDelete$200? I thought that counted as a free pass in California nowadays.
ReplyDeleteWas thinking, fuck it. Free food, lodging, healthcare, and maybe some butt stuff. I'm in!
ReplyDeleteI've heard of one bank robber that made it even easier to catch him. This was a very small town, downtown was one block on one side of the street. A guy robbed the bank, walked past the sheriff's station, went into the restaurant, and ordered a meal.
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