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Tuesday, November 01, 2022

Surely there's a Bible prophesy somewhere saying this is a sign of the End Times

Taylor Swift said she was in 'shambles' on Monday when she tweeted about becoming the first artist in music history to claim the entire Top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100 songs chart.

'10 out of 10 of the Hot 100???' tweeted the 32-year-old sensation. 'On my 10th album??? I AM IN SHAMBLES.' 

The multi-platinum superstar has been taking pop culture by storm with the blockbuster release of her 10th studio album called Midnights ever since it dropped on October 21. 
 


28 comments:

  1. Is it just me or is that skanky skinny titless bitch not in the least attractive ? Yeah she was a cute kid but now ? Yuck .

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    1. If she was the only other person to be stranded on a deserted island..I'd be hard pressed to get hard enough to bang her!

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    2. I’d bang her in a second. After that I’d take my time.
      Arty

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  2. I didn't know she had that many ex-boyfriends.

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  3. "Shambles"? She must've confused it with the state of her love life.
    - WDS

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    1. When you consider in the 15th century, a "Shambles" was a meat market, it suddenly fits.

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  4. Its funny that the industry whores think you and I actually believe this crap.
    I mean, 10 of the top 10, on her 10th album? Wow, brilliant...

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  5. Yes, the prophesy may be related to Taylor Swift being the son of church of satan founder Anton LaVey, and Swift's older brother is Mariska from Law & Order

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  6. Taylor who? The last time I recall there being any connection between a tailor and music was with Fiddler on the Roof.

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  7. I don’t know that I’ve ever heard one of her songs, but you’ve got to hand it to her, she knows what it takes to earn a good living in the line of work she’s in.

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    1. The few times I caught glimpses of her in a video I thought she earned her living by spreading her legs.

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    2. Uh, I was told she did service some members of the Kennedy Crime Family. Haven't done the research but nothing would surprise me.

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  8. I'd send Taylor a big jug of Jim Jones brand Grape Kool Aid to calm her "shambles" afflicted nerves.

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  9. Man, I've got to get down to the truckstop to pick up her latest 8-track. I'm so far behind...

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  10. Many years ago, now, one of my students in a summer general-education chemistry course mentioned that he "went to high school with Taylor..." which I suppose is plausible given this is Nashville.
    I asked him if her "awkward but cute heartbroken 16 year old girl" shtick -- which she did quite well -- was who she really was.
    He thought for a moment and replied "no, she was just such a bitch that even the cheerleaders and "in" girls tended to avoid her. She was not really super popular, but that seemed to be more because she was better than everyone else."
    I don't know if he actually knew her, or if he was giving an honest assessment, but that comment always stuck with me.
    -Just a Chemist

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    1. She initially attended Hendersonville High School before transferring to the Aaron Academy, so maybe he did have classes with her.
      NoNamez

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  11. Congratulations to Taylor. I try to refrain from showing jealosy at someone elses success. It's obvious her music appeals to many people, not me though.
    Daryl

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  12. Never heard any song by her, and I'm hoping I never will. Leftist tards "celebrities" do not appeal to me.

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  13. When the Beatles set the record people had to buy the music.

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  14. There was/is a meme floating around that goes something like;

    "Taylor Swift has 200 songs about guys leaving her, but 0 songs about giving blow jobs."

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  15. Now will somebody feed the scrawny girl a sandwich please!

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    1. It wouldn't do any good. She's a vegan. Can't gain weight eating kale sandwiches.

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    2. Mmm…..Bacon,kale and tomato sandwiches for everyone! Lol

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  16. Oh shit! Hell just froze over and Earth's music now total sucks

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