My ex-wife didn't talk to me for two days after she made me take her to that boring ass movie and I busted out laughing when I heard that audible ding.
Wife REALLY wanted to see Titanic, so we went. Before the show started there was an ad for another movie about a large meteor hitting earth, and she said she would not want to go to that movie because it was a disaster flick. Me: ?????????
That was my daughter's favorite movie when she first arrived here from a Romanian orphanage. She called it 'Tatiana'. I never did figure out if that's Romanian for 'Titanic' or not.
She also called the Spice Girls 'Spuz Guz'. And she ate bananas like she was an ape. Interesting times.
I did that in the movie Roust About when I was around fourteen. Elvis kicked about three guys asses. Got on some lil motorcycle, maybe a Bridgestone 90. One of those ass kicked says to him, You know karate! Elvis revs this lil putt putt three or four times and says, Comes with the bike kid. I burst out laughing. All around me heads turned like how dare you. My girlfriend got up and left me.
I busted out laughing at the same scene. Some poor bastid a few rows in front of us laughed and when his wife gave him a head slap he argued: "That guy back there laughed too". Her answergot both laughs and Sssshhh's when she told him: "He's his wife's problem, not mine".
After going to court to finalize the divorce of our 30 year marriage my ex and I had no idea what to do next so we had lunch and went to the movie and saw titanic. It seemed fitting at the time.
Still a shit movie, but it was well worth it! Fortunately I moved on from that shallow meaningless time in my life where all I cared about was fine living, shallow women and fun. I was cured by a mortgage the love of a good woman (ex Airforce) and a daughter (to protect from shitheads like me!).
My daughter was twelve when "Titanic" came out. It somehow became my job to take her and three of her tween friends to see that movie. I know I'm going to lose some points off of my man-card, but I actually enjoyed the experience. The funniest part about the whole thing was on the trip home in the car, the girls somehow forgot I was there (...or didn't care!) and started talking about how cute Leonardo DiCaprio's butt was. My daughter and I still laugh about that.
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I busted out laughing at the cartwheels! Wife wasn't as amused...
Wife REALLY wanted to see Titanic, so we went. Before the show started there was an ad for another movie about a large meteor hitting earth, and she said she would not want to go to that movie because it was a disaster flick.
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I think I remember going to see Titanic. Have no recollection of what it was about as I fell asleep before the fifteen minute mark.
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Then you missed boobs. Sorta. Definitely not worth re-watching it.
DeleteAn apocalypse is a disaster, but a disaster is not necessarily an apocalypse.
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That was my daughter's favorite movie when she first arrived here from a Romanian orphanage. She called it 'Tatiana'. I never did figure out if that's Romanian for 'Titanic' or not.
ReplyDeleteShe also called the Spice Girls 'Spuz Guz'. And she ate bananas like she was an ape.
Interesting times.
I did that in the movie Roust About when I was around fourteen. Elvis kicked about three guys asses. Got on some lil motorcycle, maybe a Bridgestone 90. One of those ass kicked says to him, You know karate! Elvis revs this lil putt putt three or four times and says, Comes with the bike kid. I burst out laughing. All around me heads turned like how dare you. My girlfriend got up and left me.
ReplyDeleteShe left you because you laughed at Tha Kang.
DeleteI busted out laughing at the same scene. Some poor bastid a few rows in front of us laughed and when his wife gave him a head slap he argued: "That guy back there laughed too".
ReplyDeleteHer answergot both laughs and Sssshhh's when she told him: "He's his wife's problem, not mine".
Was that by any chance in Modesto, California?
DeleteI'm sorry, but if I had been there, I would have laughed for a long time over that little exchange.
DeleteAfter going to court to finalize the divorce of our 30 year marriage my ex and I had no idea what to do next so we had lunch and went to the movie and saw titanic. It seemed fitting at the time.
ReplyDeleteGlad to see that I'm not the only one that busts out laughing at socially inappropriate times.
ReplyDeleteFor anyone who hasn't seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz4JSTXuP9E
ReplyDeleteLet that sink in .
ReplyDeletenever watched. doesn't ever plan to.
ReplyDeleteI have different memories, took 2 different dates to that movie. My luckiest movie, and definitely one with a happy ending!,
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DeleteStill a shit movie, but it was well worth it! Fortunately I moved on from that shallow meaningless time in my life where all I cared about was fine living, shallow women and fun. I was cured by a mortgage the love of a good woman (ex Airforce) and a daughter (to protect from shitheads like me!).
DeleteMy daughter was twelve when "Titanic" came out. It somehow became my job to take her and three of her tween friends to see that movie. I know I'm going to lose some points off of my man-card, but I actually enjoyed the experience. The funniest part about the whole thing was on the trip home in the car, the girls somehow forgot I was there (...or didn't care!) and started talking about how cute Leonardo DiCaprio's butt was. My daughter and I still laugh about that.
ReplyDeleteYou get a pass because it was a daughter thing.
DeleteIf you liked the propeller hit then you might like this trailer for tuckers battle at the border film:
ReplyDeleteBattle for the Border: Tucker spotlights the crisis at the southern border in new Fox Nation episode
https://video.foxnews.com/v/6314870295112
I busted out laughing at the cartwheels! Wife wasn't as amused...
Pornographic soap-opera.
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