I'm confused. I thought it meant 'Me' was the first to post a comment. Then 'Anonymous' implies Wirecutter is in the drivers seat to determine who will be the first to post. Evidently it meant 'Me' liked the first meme and Matthew would NEVER run through a crowd with his car (probably a Lincoln).
#20: He doesn't want you to "fuck' anyone Christian, but a hot hour of threesome lesbian sex with Pete Buttigieg and Katy Perry might score you points.
#18 BIL brought a case of hard lemonade to a family gathering. It was a hot day in the Central Valley, and I was real thirsty. "Try one of these," he said. I did. And then tried several more.
That's so true. First time I had one of those was someone brought them out on my boat for a weekend float. I was in no shape to drive the boat at day's end. They went down so smooth and were refreshing. I can't remember how many I drank, but it was enough to have me shitfaced the entire weekend. Now when I see them available at parties, I have to make a mental note not to drink it as a thirst quencher. Cause that's a losing endeavor.
Gracious goodness #15 is pretty. So is #20 but she obviously only glanced at the cliff notes version. Keep your distance from crazy, lazy and stupid, gentlemen.
#11 When I realized the clay figurine on my Afghani divers dash was hashish. BTW the sweat musky smell always sticks with somebody that smokes it. The best bet is to get a pea sized piece and split it where you eat one half and 6 or 7 hours latter eat the other half.
#11, that's how I went through high school. My nickname was Space Case. Space for short. One time the whole town dried up and nobody could get any weed for a week. One of my teachers freaked out when I came into class and accused me of being stoned. What's wrong with your eyes?! The entire class busted out laughing and someone finally told her that it was the first time I had ever showed up NOT STONED! Boy was she pissed.
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ReplyDeleteI wonder if the author of that meme realizes who’s in the driver seat
DeleteI'm confused. I thought it meant 'Me' was the first to post a comment. Then 'Anonymous' implies Wirecutter is in the drivers seat to determine who will be the first to post. Evidently it meant 'Me' liked the first meme and Matthew would NEVER run through a crowd with his car (probably a Lincoln).
DeleteI don't get to pick and choose what order comments are in.
Delete#19 today! although #20 is pretty darn good too
ReplyDeleteIn my state I can drink while open carrying, but not while carrying concealed. I'll often have a non-alcoholic beer to stay legal.
Delete#2 That was me looking looking across a stadium at some douche waving a rainbow flag the Whole Damned Game. He had it coming, officer.
ReplyDelete#10 - more times than I could possibly count, and unfortunately, far more than I can even remember.
ReplyDelete#13 - my girlfriend will get a huge laugh out of this one.
#20 - shouldn't this say "Who does God want to watch me fuck?"
Best one yet!!! I copied almost all of them.
ReplyDeleteFree to me, free to you.
Delete#10 YES!!!!! #12, every damn day
ReplyDeleteIf you get dizzy when you stand up quickly raise your arms above your head.
Delete#20: He doesn't want you to "fuck' anyone Christian, but a hot hour of threesome lesbian sex with Pete Buttigieg and Katy Perry might score you points.
ReplyDelete#18 BIL brought a case of hard lemonade to a family gathering. It was a hot day in the Central Valley, and I was real thirsty.
ReplyDelete"Try one of these," he said.
I did. And then tried several more.
Good times!
That's so true. First time I had one of those was someone brought them out on my boat for a weekend float. I was in no shape to drive the boat at day's end. They went down so smooth and were refreshing. I can't remember how many I drank, but it was enough to have me shitfaced the entire weekend. Now when I see them available at parties, I have to make a mental note not to drink it as a thirst quencher. Cause that's a losing endeavor.
Delete#10 - When I was a teen? About 50 times a day! Any halfway decent looking girl I interacted with was an excuse to go rub one out!
ReplyDelete#13 - Poor Moe!
Gracious goodness #15 is pretty. So is #20 but she obviously only glanced at the cliff notes version. Keep your distance from crazy, lazy and stupid, gentlemen.
ReplyDelete#11 for the win
ReplyDelete#11 When I realized the clay figurine on my Afghani divers dash was hashish. BTW the sweat musky smell always sticks with somebody that smokes it. The best bet is to get a pea sized piece and split it where you eat one half and 6 or 7 hours latter eat the other half.
DeleteA pea sized piece!!!??? We used to eat 3 grams at a time!
Delete#11, that's how I went through high school.
ReplyDeleteMy nickname was Space Case. Space for short.
One time the whole town dried up and nobody could get any weed for a week.
One of my teachers freaked out when I came into class and accused me of being stoned.
What's wrong with your eyes?!
The entire class busted out laughing and someone finally told her that it was the first time I had ever showed up NOT STONED!
Boy was she pissed.
Yupper. Class of '77
DeleteDitto, I sorta remember that.
Delete#7 I remember when the WonderBra came out but I don't think that's Wonder Bread. It worked wonders and made you wonder later
ReplyDelete#1 a winner. I can see that happening.
ReplyDeleteWe call #20 "Christian Minge". Good bunch as always Wirecutter.
ReplyDelete- WDS
#16: They came uninvited.
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