#3 Bill Barr's pooch. #13 At a wedding reception, my GF was seriously making time with a guy. (And getting phone numbers of several others.) So on the spur of the moment I left town with three women visiting from out of town. I was gone for four days. And I'm the bad guy,
#1, I'm a fan of Rammstein despite not understanding German; likewise Metallica, Heilung, Wardruna, Danheim, "Osi and The Jupiter" (more meditative), MegaDrive, etc. Some of them will put some hair on your chest and stir up thoughts of pillaging your enemies. Too many to list.
#4 Is a classic. #11 I have this issue due to a yap rat. :(
#10: But really though, just leave things as they are. This is always my rant when I fill out one of those surveys so I can once again not win free groceries.
#17: If you had $100 and used it to buy salmon and ground beef, you're not only out of ideas, you're out of food.
#'s 3 and 14 stood out for me today
ReplyDelete20 FTW
ReplyDelete#11 - We cannot leave any shoes within dawg reach. Left insole is filet mignon to both of them.
ReplyDeleteFive years 13B40 - you can drop an M80 behind me and I won't flinch.
ReplyDeleteBecause you can't hear it...
DeleteMeghan Trainor for the win!
ReplyDeleteWife and I both laughed way to hard at #8.
ReplyDelete#20 + wtf is lfbtq+ is that like Super Gay?
ReplyDeleteThe + stands for pedophile.
DeleteBeergasm is really good, only topped by reaching equilibrium....drinking a fresh beer WHILE pissing out the old one....
ReplyDelete"Simultaneous Beergasm"?
Delete20! 20! 20! 20! 20! 20! 20! 20! 20! 20!
ReplyDeleteAll of these are good, and a couple cheered me right up. I'm thinking... if I had to pick one, it would be 20.
ReplyDeleteThanks for writing this blog, by the way.
#18 for the win. Just because I have a dirty mind and a great imagination.
ReplyDelete#3 Bill Barr's pooch.
ReplyDelete#13 At a wedding reception, my GF was seriously making time with a guy. (And getting phone numbers of several others.) So on the spur of the moment I left town with three women visiting from out of town. I was gone for four days. And I'm the bad guy,
#17 is my daughter and her husband.
ReplyDeleteArty
WOW you really outdid yourself today. Classics one and all.
ReplyDelete#1, I'm a fan of Rammstein despite not understanding German; likewise Metallica, Heilung, Wardruna, Danheim, "Osi and The Jupiter" (more meditative), MegaDrive, etc. Some of them will put some hair on your chest and stir up thoughts of pillaging your enemies. Too many to list.
ReplyDelete#4 Is a classic.
#11 I have this issue due to a yap rat. :(
- Arc
#10: But really though, just leave things as they are. This is always my rant when I fill out one of those surveys so I can once again not win free groceries.
ReplyDelete#17: If you had $100 and used it to buy salmon and ground beef, you're not only out of ideas, you're out of food.