I usually ask for just 1, stick it up my nose and procede to scoop the food up with my hand. That drives the Chinks nuts. Doesn't do much good for my date's appetite either
#4: Ever been pepper sprayed? That'll shut anyone not on meth up in a hurry, but the mucous will flow.
#10: I'm borderline obsessive about cleaning stuff out of my ears. My earbuds (which don't get much use, not a teenager anymore) still seem to collect shit like that. I obsessively clean those as well, it's revolting.
#11: "I have a bit a sex addiction, so don't even ask, and if that's an issue we're done as of right now. Remember I was up front about this." is on the list of things I've said. Names? Yeah, I only remember some of the interesting ones. Not bragging, it really ruined my life.
#20: They look like a couple that's not talking to each other.
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holy shit. too funny
ReplyDeletewtf is with that neck?
#18 ... when a giraffe and a negro have sex.
DeleteNo. 7, "U 'wee" I remember those nights!!
ReplyDeleteI thought you were referring to #2.
Delete#10.. Seriously? QTips, soon as you get dried off after a shower. A tooth pick, clean those things up. That is frikken Gross.
ReplyDelete#5 No shit! I refuse to use those things in an Asian restaurant too
ReplyDeleteI usually ask for just 1, stick it up my nose and procede to scoop the food up with my hand. That drives the Chinks nuts. Doesn't do much good for my date's appetite either
Delete4 - oleoresin capsicum
ReplyDeleteMore commonly known as pepper spray.
Yup, my first thought as well.
DeleteSure they stfu what they were saying. But then comes the screaming, crying, and coughing.
DeleteThat guy in #1 was obviously weaned on Gerber Mountain Dew Baja Blast baby food.
ReplyDelete#3...that's what she said
ReplyDelete#3 - there's a video out there of..oh never mind..😁
Delete#4 for sure!
ReplyDeleteMcEyebrows.....lol.....hot lard injected....wonder what her McBoobs look like....no I don't...... .pay at the second window....
ReplyDeleteMcThunder-Thighs
ReplyDelete#4: Ever been pepper sprayed? That'll shut anyone not on meth up in a hurry, but the mucous will flow.
ReplyDelete#10: I'm borderline obsessive about cleaning stuff out of my ears. My earbuds (which don't get much use, not a teenager anymore) still seem to collect shit like that. I obsessively clean those as well, it's revolting.
#11: "I have a bit a sex addiction, so don't even ask, and if that's an issue we're done as of right now. Remember I was up front about this." is on the list of things I've said. Names? Yeah, I only remember some of the interesting ones. Not bragging, it really ruined my life.
#20: They look like a couple that's not talking to each other.