#12. After spending nearly 30 years doing a lot of traveling for work, I finally snagged a stay at home job about 7 or 8 years ago. Now, I can go for several days without leaving the house.
I've worked from home for more than 10 years. I usually only leave the house once a month to go to the bank, and three times to get cigarettes. I probably drive less than 300 miles per year.
#16, Man I've felt that way a 1000 times. I'm not getting #13
ReplyDeleteYou've never heard that children's poem? Google the name.
DeleteYep, for some reason it didn't register, thanks
DeleteFor 13 glace at this.
Deletehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H_imuS5oh84
It's an old camp song.
DeleteWearisome companion to Kumbaya.
#2...Nope...she ain't no cutey if she got no booty
ReplyDeletehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fovP6lAUVP0
ReplyDeleteYou’re welcome.
I’m not quite sure why I think #19 is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while, but that’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.
ReplyDeleteDrawing a blank on #19. Can anyone help??
DeleteI just woke the wife in bed upstairs laughing at #19 - again, I don't know why but it is still making me chuckle. Saved it for posterity.
Delete#12 and #14 LOL. So very true!
ReplyDelete#12. After spending nearly 30 years doing a lot of traveling for work, I finally snagged a stay at home job about 7 or 8 years ago. Now, I can go for several days without leaving the house.
ReplyDeleteDidn’t know “only fans” was that old!
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I've worked from home for more than 10 years. I usually only leave the house once a month to go to the bank, and three times to get cigarettes. I probably drive less than 300 miles per year.
DeleteI go out to get gasoline 3 or 4 times a year. That's about it for the last ten years. I was doing the pistol shoot (summer) until ammo got scarce.
Delete#13: Ya learn somethin every day. I always thought it was John Jacob Jingleheimer Shit.
ReplyDeleteEven if you were raised in a convent, you should know #13.
ReplyDeleteEvery boy born and raised in Western culture knows #13.
Or, its because you're not yet 60 yrs old.
#1 - I don't do large springs. Evil!
ReplyDelete#17 - Nice ass!!!!!!!!!!!! Screw dat puffy shit!
#2 Maybe it's just me, but I was never into The Lardache Look.
ReplyDeleteIts my name too!!
ReplyDelete#19: Help! I can't figure it out!
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