Geez, I haven't had one of those in five years or more. And SJ's bewbs aren't all that great. That's some spectacular packaging in that photo but she whipped 'em out in some movie she was in and they were underwhelming.
Paul- Don't be putting words in my mouth. I didn't say old. I would say well-seasoned, kind of like Granny Goose Potato Chips. Which shows you how well-seasoned I am, if I remember Phil Carey doing Granny Goose commercials.
38 years ago we were in a pizzeria that had tabletop juke boxes. at the table next to us a was family of four, two boys about 8 and 10 keep begging to play "R-O-C-K in the U.S.A.". The parents refused, multiple times. Just before we paid our bill, my then-boyfriend dropped a quarter in and played it 3x. As we were playing it came on and the boys were over the moon. That's when I knew this was the man for me. We are stilled married.
#12: More than once I've spent at least 5 minutes looking for keys, and it turns out they're in my hand.
#15: "So, seeing anyone?" "How's work going?" "We're all going out later for drinks, wanna come?" "I dropped by but nobody answered. I guess you weren't home."
I've become quite adept at avoiding so much human contact, and I don't regret a thing. I'll always make time for another dog enthusiast though.
#19 is a classic. And particularly appropriate for the Knuckledraggin crowd.
ReplyDeleteYep, but I call #14 for the win 🏆
DeleteWho is beth?
DeleteIf you use Depends backed up with a uninary catheter every night's an all nighter..
DeleteGeez, I haven't had one of those in five years or more. And SJ's bewbs aren't all that great. That's some spectacular packaging in that photo but she whipped 'em out in some movie she was in and they were underwhelming.
DeleteAre you saying some of us are old? For shame :-)
DeletePaul-
DeleteDon't be putting words in my mouth. I didn't say old. I would say well-seasoned, kind of like Granny Goose Potato Chips.
Which shows you how well-seasoned I am, if I remember Phil Carey doing Granny Goose commercials.
Excuse me. I need to go tinkle.
Beth Dutton-Kelly Reilly from Yellowstone. Character is some sort of hard ass, i guess?
DeleteBeth Dutton- Yellowstone
DeleteNever have watched it. Made guess when googling beth and chose wisely.
From the moment I heard Beth wish someone ... death by 'ass cancer' she became the love of my life.
DeleteI can picture #14, we could get a definitive count of the number of weaves in whoopie's hair.
ReplyDelete#14 I would pay to see that...
ReplyDeleteI would as well and it would be the first time ever that I would watch those disgusting evil and gross women.
Delete38 years ago we were in a pizzeria that had tabletop juke boxes. at the table next to us a was family of four, two boys about 8 and 10 keep begging to play "R-O-C-K in the U.S.A.". The parents refused, multiple times. Just before we paid our bill, my then-boyfriend dropped a quarter in and played it 3x. As we were playing it came on and the boys were over the moon. That's when I knew this was the man for me. We are stilled married.
ReplyDelete#12: More than once I've spent at least 5 minutes looking for keys, and it turns out they're in my hand.
ReplyDelete#15: "So, seeing anyone?" "How's work going?" "We're all going out later for drinks, wanna come?" "I dropped by but nobody answered. I guess you weren't home."
I've become quite adept at avoiding so much human contact, and I don't regret a thing. I'll always make time for another dog enthusiast though.
#2 - Aaaaaaannnnd... I had a hellava month this week!
ReplyDeleteShort week then? I've had Mondays that seemed decades long. I took a 30% pay cut to get away from that particular company.
DeleteGoing on vacation w the kids 8 & 10, passed a few adt deer grazing so I remarked oh look, dinner.
ReplyDeleteA few miles down the road, pass another field w a couple yearlings grazing, so I asked the kids - what do you see?
Son says Appetizers!!
Damn I was proud
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