#13: That six finger and/or six toes thing runs on Dad's side of the fambly, every second or third generation somebody gets it and we were due in my generation. So when I was hatched, my grandmother wanted to know how many fingers and toes before asking any other questions. I got the normal number of digits, but a cousin got the full meal deal, 12 fingers and 12 toes. Corrected with surgery when he was something like 4 years old. I've seen the pre-surgery photos; hands looked like a bunch of bananas.
they're crazy expensive but here ya go: https://www.sportsmans.com/camping-specialty/auto-rv/decals-and-air-fresheners/hoppes-no-9-air-freshener/p/1474955?channel=shopping&msclkid=a2c65a244f8612201cac3943bed88feb&utm_source=bing&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Bing%20-%20Shopping%20-%20NB%20-%20Camping%20-%20DSK&utm_term=4580702886940683&utm_content=Camping%20-%20Auto%20%26%20RV%20-%20Decals%20%26%20Air%20Fresheners
#13: That six finger and/or six toes thing runs on Dad's side of the fambly, every second or third generation somebody gets it and we were due in my generation. So when I was hatched, my grandmother wanted to know how many fingers and toes before asking any other questions. I got the normal number of digits, but a cousin got the full meal deal, 12 fingers and 12 toes. Corrected with surgery when he was something like 4 years old. I've seen the pre-surgery photos; hands looked like a bunch of bananas.
ReplyDeleteThere are some exceptional ones here today.
ReplyDeleteLike #5 describes my retirement so far. Ha ha.
But someone is bound for Hell with that last one.
#4- I wish Hoppes made a #9 aftershave.
ReplyDeleteJust put a dab of Hoppes #9 behind each ear and you'll have white wimmens crawling all over you.
DeleteYeah that takes me back to working on sniper rifles - about the only part I enjoyed.
DeleteWait. You mean it's NOT aftershave?
Delete#3 - What's the difference between love and herpes?
ReplyDeleteHerpes is forever.
#13 That would be Florida. Have you seen that shit hole, gawd what a dump.
ReplyDeletethey're crazy expensive but here ya go: https://www.sportsmans.com/camping-specialty/auto-rv/decals-and-air-fresheners/hoppes-no-9-air-freshener/p/1474955?channel=shopping&msclkid=a2c65a244f8612201cac3943bed88feb&utm_source=bing&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Bing%20-%20Shopping%20-%20NB%20-%20Camping%20-%20DSK&utm_term=4580702886940683&utm_content=Camping%20-%20Auto%20%26%20RV%20-%20Decals%20%26%20Air%20Fresheners
ReplyDeleteI keep a couple of those 3 packs on hand for my truck and the van I haul Lisa around in.
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