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Thursday, November 10, 2022

Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

PENSACOLA, Fla. — A Florida man is accused of attempting to kill his 86-year-old mother by placing a pillow over her face, authorities said.

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Eighty six years old? Damn, all he had to do was wait patiently. She'd have been gone in a couple years, tops.

5 comments:

  1. Be still your heart
    This could be a brand new start
    t will be clear mother dear when I wake up and you're still here
    Dead with me in the morning

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  2. I guess he thought she would die soon when she was 76. Got tired of waiting.

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  3. 86? I don't know. My wife's family lives so long that my brother-in-law says they just don't know when to die.

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  4. There’s some people, neither God nor He’ll wants…
    😁

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  5. He probably heard about Jeanne Calment. When she was 90 a 47 year old lawyer agreed to pay her rent of $500 a month on the condition that he'd inherit her house when she died. She lived to be 122 and out lived the lawyer who died at 77. Over time he paid three times the value of the property.

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