On Monday, the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department Special Enforcement Bureau received a call regarding a suspicious device floating in the water. A boater spotted the torpedo off the coast of Dana Point, according to the Orange County Register.
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I can just see the Navy guys muttering "Will you clowns please get the fuck out of our way so we can do our damned jobs?" and then the Sheriffs Department guys going "Oh hell yeah, we're going to put this sucker in our brand new replacement bomb disposal truck, haul it into the middle of the city and blow it up."