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Friday, December 23, 2022

Fuck da PO-lice 13, er, 14 times

ASHLAND CITY, Tenn. (WKRN) — They say 13 is an unlucky number. It sure was for a Cheatham County man who police officers called a “habitual motor vehicle offender.” 

 Monday night, Ashland City police pulled over the man for weaving lanes and having lights out. 

When they ran his record, it showed he had been busted 13 times for driving on a suspended license.

12 comments:

  1. Oh,if it wasn't for those damn dash and vest cams the officer could've just glanced around a bit and pumped several rounds into this moron's skull. But no!

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  2. I was in a bar one day. A good ol boy I'd worked with from the holler was in there. I asked him how many drunk driving tickets he had. He paused and said, "Well, eight that I know of."

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  3. Didn't have to see his picture to know he was an Obama son. Is that weird or what?

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  4. How many fucking chances does this ass-wipe get?

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  5. Impound the car for all past fines, etc and don’t release it into anyone’s custody until it is street legal with valid insurance in his name

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  6. I worked in a small coastal town that had a very popular venue that had well-known bands and booze. The cops would sit about a block away on a side street and do duoi's all night long....

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    1. Sounds like the Southern Comfort in Modesto CA years ago, minus the well known bands. It was a DUI magnet on Friday and Saturday nights.

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  7. Buddy and I staggered out of a bar in Vacaville Ca. at closing time. We had just gotten a couple more beers so the bartender put them in paper sacks so we could take them with us. I noticed a cop car sitting down the block so we put the beer in my trunk, I knew I was too drunk to drive so we stood there till the cop rolled up and told us to go home. I knew if we even sat down in the car we were going to jail so we started walking he followed us most of the 3 miles to where we stayed.

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  8. Yep. That's Ashland City/Cheatham County. :)
    That's how we roll, drunk on suspended licenses. I wonder if that was the con-man that bilked me out of a septic installation--I think he had *many* incidents with the police. We city boys learn the hard way.
    -Just a Chemist

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  9. Re: Driving on a suspended license: The first one's real expensive, but all the ones after that are free.

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  10. At Treasure Island the base police would put chalk marks on the tires of all the cars in the officer's club parking lot and then stop them "randomly" as they tried to exit the base via the only gate.

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