Prosecutors said one of the accused men, who had been shot in the buttocks, ran from the scene and tried to get help from two women by dropping his pants and showing them the bullet hole in his butt.
-Brad_in_IL
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Now there is a creative way to get put on the sex offenders list.
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Dude with the holey ass is lucky the women didn't shoot him with a gun instead of a phone LOL. That would be comedy gold.
ReplyDeleteSteve S6
Tells me you were RUNNUNG!
ReplyDeleteHe has an unhappy ending.
ReplyDeleteShould have run into a church with his holy ass.
ReplyDeleteHeltau
If Chicago is supposedly a gun free zone, then how did this guy have a concealed carry permit in Illinois.
ReplyDeleteDon't get me wrong, I'm more than happy with this holely ass, but just curiois if someone can enlighten me please.
Carry permit applications are reviewed after extensive proof of imminent threats to your safety that require your own need for self protection. After paying absorbent extorion er application fees to the pemitting authorities may graciously aprrove your application.
DeleteSo, one asshole was killed but the other asshole was only wounded?
ReplyDeleteBoth were only wounded. The other one ran to the Jeep he'd come in and drove himself to the hospital. The jeep was stolen and security cameras caught him throwing out loaded magazines.
DeleteIllinois has concealed carry licensing, but it requires spending lots of money on training and 'mother-may-I's".
ReplyDeleteILLINOIS RESIDENTS
16 hours of Concealed Carry firearms training provided by an ISP approved Instructor.
Electronic Copy of my training certificate(s). You will be required to upload your electronic certificate during the application process.
An Illinois State Police User ID and Password
A Valid Driver’s License or State Identification card.
A valid FOID card unless in the process of getting a valid FOID card.
A head and shoulder electronic photograph taken within the last 30 days.
Be able to provide the last ten years of residency.
Fingerprints – Electronic fingerprints will expedite your application! Specify to the Live Scan vendor that your fingerprint application is for the Concealed Carry application (ORI = IL920707Z, Purpose Code = CCW).
NOTE: Applicants will be assigned a transaction control number (TCN) at the time of fingerprinting and will be required to retain that TCN to complete the application.
$150.00 payable with a credit card or electronic check.
And I thought California was bad.....
DeleteMake one wonder how all those Dindus got their permit.
DeleteShall Not Be Infringed..................
ReplyDeleteIt's my sincere hope that he gets to show his wound many times a day to his future cellmate.
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