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Friday, December 09, 2022

‘I saw you there, but I don’t care’

BOARDMAN, Ohio (WKBN) – A woman is in the Mahoning County Jail Friday morning after police say she passed a cruiser to run a red light.

Shamika Thomas, 44, was arrested at a traffic stop just after 1 a.m. Thursday morning.
-Phil

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...so the officers had to use joint manipulation and balance displacement techniques to arrest her... 
That's copspeak for "We jerked her arm up behind her to her shoulder blades, then a bunch of us knocked her mouthy ass down."
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16 comments:

  1. bogsidebunnyDecember 9, 2022 at 6:12 AM

    Her photo pushes the term "putrid, flea-infested skank" into the complement catagory..

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  2. rayvetDecember 9, 2022 at 6:25 AM

    I'd have a much more cozy feeling if they would just type that shit out like you. Better yet, show the video. I could use some good comedy on this Friday.

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  3. CritterDecember 9, 2022 at 6:58 AM

    so the officers had to use joint manipulation and balance displacement techniques to arrest her...

    Arm bar and threw threw ass to the ground. *nods sagely *

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  4. Fish Out of WaterDecember 9, 2022 at 7:13 AM

    I was going to play 'Guess the Race', but now a bit confused.

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    1. JenDecember 9, 2022 at 7:35 AM

      Biracial. Look at complexion x features.

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    2. AnonymousDecember 9, 2022 at 8:55 AM

      No need to play @Fish. Just read her first name.

      Nemo

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    3. AnonymousDecember 9, 2022 at 11:35 PM

      No need for confusion. She's "high yellow". as the hue was once known.

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  5. MoFoDecember 9, 2022 at 7:53 AM

    Cultural appropriation! Cultural appropriation!

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  6. AnonymousDecember 9, 2022 at 8:39 AM

    Shamika shakedown.

    It takes a lot of bleach to get that look.

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  7. AnonymousDecember 9, 2022 at 9:34 AM

    Gotta love them joggers....

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  8. ChrisDecember 9, 2022 at 10:09 AM

    "she believed it was fentanyl, but the powder tested positive for heroin" She wanted to get home to get high on the real stuff!

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  9. RugglesDecember 9, 2022 at 10:09 AM

    Gad ! How would you like to be the Dr. that had to reach into her cootch and retrieve the contraband ? makes me appreciate my job !

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  10. AnonymousDecember 9, 2022 at 10:13 AM

    ghetto lottery scratch-off loser.

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  11. AnonymousDecember 9, 2022 at 11:57 AM

    Shamika.........didn't even need the pic.

    fairplayjeepguy

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  12. Disenfranchised HonkeyDecember 9, 2022 at 12:55 PM

    I'm sure she's taken, men.

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