I sank a boat with a 8hp mercury, but I managed to kill the engine as it went down bow first. Prospective son in law and I managed to drag it to shore as it was only in 10 feet of water. After bailing it out the darn thing started on the first pull, but all of our firewood had floated away. There might have been too much firewood in the boat. And alcohol may have been a factor.
been there, done that. 20 hp. merc.1977,illinois river. didn't drop the motor and held my beer. damm, i used to be a man years ago.what the fuck happened.
Good Lord that takes me back. 19 years old fishing on Babine lake in BC Canada with my wife's cousin. Box o beer and a bag o dope. Stoned n getting drunk swinging at beer bottles with the oar and broke the oar so we tried to start the motor and it fell off. 2 hours later we got a tow to the shore, drunk, stoned n sun burnt trying to row 2 miles with one oar. What a gas.
A friend had his motor jump off on Lake Manassas. An hour or two later after trying to paddle he got an idea: He pulled it up by the fuel line! It had been there the whole time.
I was scuba diving in Hawaii years ago and was amazed at the number of outboard boat motors we saw on the bottom that day. Some of them were a pretty good size too.
#4: Dude, just let him drop down. It's not it's a big fall.
#6: Superb!
#7: Rare whale sighing in local pond!
I do admire this person's interest in trying out things like this, but there's no shame in using a treadmill or maybe something more low impact to get started out on your journey back to health.
#8: "OK, which one of you kids showed grandma how to use TikTok?"
That’s the difference between Busch, and Busch light!
ReplyDeleteOne tastes like shit and the other tastes like crap.....
DeleteBusch from a keg is not bad. Of course, any beer from a keg is not bad.
Delete#7, May I suggest some liposuction? Maybe a salad?
ReplyDelete#8, good construction on the railing.
#10 saved his beer, that's what's important.
It's definitely Monday, one of my prized plant cuttings rotted.
- Arc
I thought the correct procedure for killing a spider was burning the house down.
ReplyDeleteScratch one boat motor! That baby hydro-locked and blew out the bottom end with the first gulp of lake water!
ReplyDeleteHe'll discover that - if he ever finds it.
DeleteI sank a boat with a 8hp mercury, but I managed to kill the engine as it went down bow first. Prospective son in law and I managed to drag it to shore as it was only in 10 feet of water. After bailing it out the darn thing started on the first pull, but all of our firewood had floated away. There might have been too much firewood in the boat. And alcohol may have been a factor.
Deletebeen there, done that. 20 hp. merc.1977,illinois river. didn't drop the motor and held my beer. damm, i used to be a man years ago.what the fuck happened.
Delete5) Obviously has never done a cleanup in a KFC kitchen
ReplyDelete8) Smooth!
10) Busch Light in action!
Good Lord that takes me back. 19 years old fishing on Babine lake in BC Canada with my wife's cousin. Box o beer and a bag o dope. Stoned n getting drunk swinging at beer bottles with the oar and broke the oar so we tried to start the motor and it fell off.
ReplyDelete2 hours later we got a tow to the shore, drunk, stoned n sun burnt trying to row 2 miles with one oar. What a gas.
Been there, done that!
Delete#3 - Twigboy mad about being a twigboy . Can change that with steaks and pushups , if willing to put in the work .
ReplyDelete#7 - Kayaks of that size and especially the "sit on" type usually have a capacity under 200#, or roughly half of what that one was asked to carry.
ReplyDeletePretty good line up!
ReplyDeleteA friend had his motor jump off on Lake Manassas. An hour or two later after trying to paddle he got an idea: He pulled it up by the fuel line! It had been there the whole time.
ReplyDeleteFace was a little blurry but I think that was Rowdy Roger that lost his boat motor .
ReplyDeleteI was scuba diving in Hawaii years ago and was amazed at the number of outboard boat motors we saw on the bottom that day. Some of them were a pretty good size too.
ReplyDelete#4: Dude, just let him drop down. It's not it's a big fall.
ReplyDelete#6: Superb!
#7: Rare whale sighing in local pond!
I do admire this person's interest in trying out things like this, but there's no shame in using a treadmill or maybe something more low impact to get started out on your journey back to health.
#8: "OK, which one of you kids showed grandma how to use TikTok?"
#5 just discovered the reason those shoes are called "slides".
ReplyDeleteA sudden, drunken, overwhelming need for for pickles at 3 am? Been there, done that!
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