Nothing says you're serious like a motherfucking chainsaw
COHASSET, Mass. — A man allegedly tried to enter the Cohasset Police Department in Massachusetts with a chainsaw.
A man attempted to enter the Cohasset police station Sunday, before allegedly barricading himself in his house with his two young children, according to WFXT.
Cohasset is a very, very exclusive and rich coastal town. And everyone on the South Shore hates the people from Cohasset, snobs and liberals. I used to know a Cohasset cop, he didn't live there, none of the cops, fireman or DPW people can afford to.
Damn, how many recovering massholes we got here? I lived on the south shore too until I left MA and moved south to America. It was always funny to cross the town line from Hull to Cohasset. Hull is a ghetto by the sea full of section 8'ers and functional junkies, and then you hit Cohasset, where a run down 900 sq ft Cape Cod Style house with storm damage runs you 800k and everyone's walking around in pastel colored polo shirts pretending that they didn't grow up in an Irish Battleship in southie living on potatoes and Dinty Moore cans.
On the other hand by remaining in Massachusetts I get to cast my votes against shitheels like the Bad Kennedys and Lieawatha.
My sister married a guy and they lived in a small, very old house in Cohasset that had been in his family for generations. He was a blue collar electrician. The house was located off Jerusalem Road. The guys that came from the South Shore no doubt recognized that street name. He fixed it up nice and was the most popular guy in the neighborhood, a jack-of-all-trades he could fix anything. They always were getting invited to the posh parites.
But then someone bought the house across the street for a ridiculous sum. And knocked the house down. So they basically paid that much for the land. Then they put up a two million dollar house. Tall enough that they could see the water by looking over my sisters house My sisters next assessment and property tax bill was triple.
So they sold and moved out. And the rich prick that bought the old family home, knocked it down and built an even bigger mansion that blocked the view of the first rich asshole that started it all.
Cohasset is a very, very exclusive and rich coastal town. And everyone on the South Shore hates the people from Cohasset, snobs and liberals. I used to know a Cohasset cop, he didn't live there, none of the cops, fireman or DPW people can afford to.
ReplyDeleteIf you think people from Cohasset are snobby, ever been to Duxbury aka "Deluxebury"?
Delete- WDS, former So. Shore Massholian
I grew up in Hanover, hated Suxbury.
DeleteDG in StAug
Damn, how many recovering massholes we got here? I lived on the south shore too until I left MA and moved south to America. It was always funny to cross the town line from Hull to Cohasset. Hull is a ghetto by the sea full of section 8'ers and functional junkies, and then you hit Cohasset, where a run down 900 sq ft Cape Cod Style house with storm damage runs you 800k and everyone's walking around in pastel colored polo shirts pretending that they didn't grow up in an Irish Battleship in southie living on potatoes and Dinty Moore cans.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand by remaining in Massachusetts I get to cast my votes against shitheels like the Bad Kennedys and Lieawatha.
ReplyDeleteMy sister married a guy and they lived in a small, very old house in Cohasset that had been in his family for generations. He was a blue collar electrician. The house was located off Jerusalem Road. The guys that came from the South Shore no doubt recognized that street name.
He fixed it up nice and was the most popular guy in the neighborhood, a jack-of-all-trades he could fix anything. They always were getting invited to the posh parites.
But then someone bought the house across the street for a ridiculous sum. And knocked the house down. So they basically paid that much for the land. Then they put up a two million dollar house. Tall enough that they could see the water by looking over my sisters house
My sisters next assessment and property tax bill was triple.
So they sold and moved out. And the rich prick that bought the old family home, knocked it down and built an even bigger mansion that blocked the view of the first rich asshole that started it all.
I lived in Pembroke, MA. for 10 years, '76-'86, worked out of Brockton. If they ever give Massachusetts an enema they'll stick the hose in Brockton.
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